TLDR: Homosexuals are ruining America and we need to protect our children.

Why I can't stand homosexuals.

They're to damn sexual with their tight clothes and muscley arm with popping veins. It makes me so mad I just want to wrestle them to the ground. But they're probably stronger than me and they'd pin me down and start kissing me. That's how you catch the gay. Next thing you know you don't find your wife attractive no more and you're sneaking out while she's asleep to go to the glory hole off I-80. That's how you catch a cold sore you gotta tell your ugly wife that it was from sharing a beer. You swear you'll never go back, so you start a grindr account and find a few guys to start running a train on you and go to your car and cry for a few hours.

I will sing the six seven song and you will sing along (Six seven)
We will sing the six seven song and you will sing along (Six seven)
I will sing the six seven song and you will sing along (Six seven)
We will sing the six seven song and you will sing along (Six seven)

best tuna roleplay enjoyer 10/10 would tuna roleplay again

Have you ever considered- what the hell is that?!? DUDE! Is that a - is that a hurts the green burn ball? Putting in the Shrek soap. Ok, ok, ok, could you ever imagine is that, you ever had a Shrek soap in there as a bar soap, and also what kind of flavor is that? It's kind of an Apple looking? Ok what kind of a smell is it? Is that like a sour apple or something else like that actually? Ok you ever considered about, lookin up this kind of a Shrek soap in there, like saying "Yo, what kind of a soap is it?" Is it like green soap? Ok. Green. Like Kryptonite. Shrek soap. Bro, I wouldn't even imagine if it's going on about this one actually ever since, what is going on about a Shrek soap, inside of a 100° ball? Like, look at that metal ball though. Looks like uhm, looks like a lot of burn, like don't touch it though, it's hot. Well, remember guys, don't touch the stove. It's super hot and it'll burn your hand.

I pray to God they don't create a catboy

(Male cat owner here. ) It's a fact that Japan is trying to create human-animal hybrids. Now, the thing is that, it would be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horror movie if they are successful on actually creating them. Just imagine, if you adopt one, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ walks around your house flashing his butthole, not that I mind if it's fema-. Anyways, you would see everyday, your catboy taking a massive ♥♥♥♥ while staring at your soul. Like bro, I've heard horror stories from normal cats, mine has no balls but I've heard that some cats are capable of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you, your arm, face, and then cummin* on you. Yes, cats will absolutely ♥♥♥♥ you if they don't have females nearby, including your cushions and plushies, now compare if they are actual half humans. Just imagine you come home and see your cat raw dogging your girl. You will have to overdose that little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with tons of catnip, because it will be a horror story otherwise.