Call me "drive", "envy", or "blink". These arent to be edgy theyre just my online names

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"first, light a candle, smell it, sniff it, really get in there. next, invent religion, go down the path,pray for a little bit, go on a crusade, become a knight, pray to God, pray to the pope, go to–go to heaven, go to Nirvana, be born again as a phoenix, find peace, tranquility and hot yoga, go to heaven again, fight heaven, start a garden. it's the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve. turn them into warriors, give them the apple, send them back into war, vampires. millions of vampires. get sucked into a storm, have a family, grow old. teenager. teenager adult. become a mermaid for a little bit, go to Atlantis, go to Egypt, meet Cleopatra, meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the Egyptian sewers, keep going, become a pyromaniac, hang out on the beach for a little bit, enjoy your retirement, enjoy your pension, enjoy your pension too much and go emo, enjoy the night as an emo werewolf, you prick, become a cactus, become safe, put a baby in a safe, go punk, rob a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bank–rob a bank, become rich, go back, it feels like childhood again, punch a child, make a book, write a book, except it's fake money, you're happy, fire your grandfather, become a hippie, become a hipster, become Gandalf, fart. fart yourself, be miserable, stink, be poopy, be a poop fighter, be a miserable pile of–pile of poop–be a miserable pile of poop, do weed, become addicted, become addicted to gambling, become addicted to weed, do weed foods. eat every food, get a problem, have a poop problem, have a fart problem, enjoy methane gas, make meth, create more meth, experience karmeth, bad karmeth and good karmeth, explode your meth lab like Breaking Bad, meet Walter White, break wind because of your fart problem, get beat up by Batman, get grumpy, get grumpier, get grumpiest, you're now a grumpy old fart, and you're uncertain–you’re uncertain of how to find happiness, so you look into quantum physics and you look forward and back and invent the qu-quantum cookie chip, you eat it as a grumpy old fart, you become a happy old fart, you're still addicted to quantum gambling in all realms, you're betting it all in every current timeline. black hole. fwoop!quantum cookie. Cookie Monster comes out to you, he's real. grumpy cookie, happy cookie. poker-ppp-poker face. quantum human. quantum wind. eat another cookie. smile, you're almost there. heart, love. remember Santa Claus, your first valentine, christmas present, have another meth cookie, relapse, have a child, go into lava, meet Jesse Pinkman, break even. quantum twilight cookie. eat a sandwich, meet Peter Pan, turn him into a Peter Panini, eat him, schrodinger cat, Cinderella fairy tale, have a little fairy tale time, meet a hipster child, meet the gingerbread man, find your princess, make a family, erupt, become a parent, become an orphan, become a cookster, become Santa Claus, eat a happy meal, go obese, become a happy adult, revert to a happy baby, read a book, it's the Bible, in the Bible library, Learn magic, become a witch, be burned at the stake, be saved by a firefighter and you feel like a sad child. what can–what is the only thing that could make a sad child happy? a clown! you laugh, you smile, you experience joy, and then!...you find happiness."