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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.5 hrs on record
Posted: 18 Dec, 2014 @ 3:17pm
Updated: 22 Jan, 2016 @ 6:46pm

Bought for $0.14, sold 4 cards for $0.16.
*Prices have probably changed, buy and attempt to play profit maker at your own risk. Results may vary*

10/10 would play profit maker again.

P.S. Don't buy this game if for anything other than cards


---6-26-15 Real Review(I Guess)---
This game is pretty much= Hold MB1 while aiming at enemies, while also not falling off edges.
Movement is floaty. Music is pretty bad, but I've heard worse. I even kinda like dubstep, but I personally wouldn't really call this music that. Honestly I wouldn't recommend buying this game to play, only to get the cards like I did, I suppose, if that's your thing.

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Laziness made me not make a real review after I was Steam messaged by the "dev"(or at least the "dev" of Road Redemption, their profile says they are the publisher of many games on Steam AS well as "100% free games for influential Steam members") offering me a free Steam key for Road Redemption if I wrote a real review, whether good or bad. Free game for just a fair review.

While I understand that devs probably dislike comical reviews like mine that truly doesn't say much about the actual game, I also don't believe in them paying someone who has a popular comical review to write a "real" review.

I guess I'm all for transparency, and I just think paying off reviewers for any kind of review is even worse than my comical review. Feels false, fake. Just my opinion

Images of the chat records are in my "Artwork" section. Feel Free to check them out.
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13 Comments
Clone303 19 Mar, 2015 @ 6:39pm 
hehe XD
Ξ₭ΙŁǤØɌΞ 19 Mar, 2015 @ 5:18pm 
its called idling
JACKET 17 Mar, 2015 @ 1:59pm 
dat profit
prody9 14 Mar, 2015 @ 7:17am 
$0.02 lol
Vico ツ 8 Mar, 2015 @ 6:05am 
You need to play it to get them ;)
RaggedFountain5 6 Mar, 2015 @ 1:27pm 
I didnt even get trading cards :(
13ooty 28 Jan, 2015 @ 10:24pm 
LifeHack
Panger 6 Jan, 2015 @ 3:17pm 
Now it's free:xhair:
Charlie 6 Jan, 2015 @ 5:52am 
na you didnt profit, 1.4hrs of power bills and internet bill > 2cents on steam
Absurd Logic 31 Dec, 2014 @ 11:07am 
@pobbit: No work needed. You don't actually have to play the game, just launch and leave it running for a while. :)