this one guy was walking over the grass and then he was looking at the floor and there was a mole and he pointed at his face and he was like oh ♥♥♥♥ I got one of those too so i looked at his face and he did have a massive mole sitting right under his left nostril and then he looked at me and he was like "oh ♥♥♥♥ we be mole brothers" and then he whistled and his magical unicorn came flying down from the clouds with a rain of acid behind it and it landed and the mole guy sat on it and then they flew away and I was like "hmm, i'm kinda hungry".

And that is the story of how I went to have a hamburger.