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ㅤ* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
ㅤ* A man visits his doctor:
"Doc, I think I'm losing it", he says",I'm forever dreaming I wrote Lord Of The Rings."
"Hmm. One moment", replies the doctor, consulting his medical book.
"Ah yes, now I see... you've been Tolkien in your sleep."
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