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Henrique Resende   Porto Alegre, Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil
 
 
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Lubricious 🍆 Zoe 4 Mar, 2019 @ 11:42am 
"There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers.
While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain."
-- Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800

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A would-be disciple came to Nasrudin's hut on the mountain-side. Knowing
that every action of such an enlightened one is significant, the seeker
watched the teacher closely. "Why do you blow on your hands?" "To warm
myself in the cold." Later, Nasrudin poured bowls of hot soup for himself
and the newcomer, and blew on his own. "Why are you doing that, Master?"
"To cool the soup." Unable to trust a man who uses the same process
to arrive at two different results -- hot and cold -- the disciple departed.

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Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over me.
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.

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Y SI SACO LA GAN 2 Sep, 2015 @ 5:30pm 
negro de la favela, no tenes futuro
Y SI SACO LA GAN 2 Sep, 2015 @ 5:13pm 
bot de mierda, todo orto.
pt:o 1 Mar, 2010 @ 2:17pm 
fala ae Frank Mir!
sicarius is back 3 Jul, 2009 @ 6:42pm 
eh nois emez, teamplay ever hahah