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Henrique Resende
Porto Alegre, Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil
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Lubricious 🍆 Zoe 2019년 3월 4일 오전 11시 42분 
"There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers.
While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain."
-- Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800

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A would-be disciple came to Nasrudin's hut on the mountain-side. Knowing
that every action of such an enlightened one is significant, the seeker
watched the teacher closely. "Why do you blow on your hands?" "To warm
myself in the cold." Later, Nasrudin poured bowls of hot soup for himself
and the newcomer, and blew on his own. "Why are you doing that, Master?"
"To cool the soup." Unable to trust a man who uses the same process
to arrive at two different results -- hot and cold -- the disciple departed.

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Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over me.
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.

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Y SI SACO LA GAN 2015년 9월 2일 오후 5시 30분 
negro de la favela, no tenes futuro
Y SI SACO LA GAN 2015년 9월 2일 오후 5시 13분 
bot de mierda, todo orto.
pt:o 2010년 3월 1일 오후 2시 17분 
fala ae Frank Mir!
sicarius is back 2009년 7월 3일 오후 6시 42분 
eh nois emez, teamplay ever hahah