Boas festas, amigão!!

Others can stop you temporarily, only you can do it permanently.
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Misfortune, n.:
The kind of fortune that never misses.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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You can't have everything... where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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Kinkler's First Law:
Responsibility always exceeds authority.

Kinkler's Second Law:
All the easy problems have been solved.
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It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises
the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
-- Franklin P. Jones
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Go slowly to the entertainments of thy friends, but quickly to their
misfortunes.
-- Chilo
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Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ... building ... thingee
... where our beds and TV ... is.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror IV
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Best driver of Euro Truck Simulator 2

Sowmanyyyyy

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