I make it my mission to pollute the environment and accelerate climate change in every way I can.

Examples of this include:
- Running hot water and all electric devices in my house at peak energy hours
- Putting general waste in recyclables, and vice versa
- Buying snacks just so I can throw the wrappers on the ground
- Making my dog poop on vulnerable endangered plants
- Only supporting companies without green policies
- Creating bonfires from discarded lithium ion batteries
- Driving cars with the worst possible exhaust emissions
- Supporting mass deforestation causes
- Infiltrating climate change protest groups and causing infighting
- Never running my dishwasher on ECO mode