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Over fifteen hours we spent in the hospital, before the doctor, Dr. Theobald told us the bad news, that because we could not stop the organs form being exposed to the soil (we found out later that the "park of mal" was a land fill site for RADIOACTIVE WASTE), that the radioactive contents of the soil leaked into my fathers organs, so when we tried to push them back in (it felt like spaghetti), we had unknowling infected him with Uranium-233 (very lethal to former US marines).

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My little sister stated to cry about her ruined cake and presents, during which my dad (a former us marines) had walked up to stick boy (that was what he called him before knowing his name) and told him "IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME AND MY FAMILY'S SIGHT, I'M GOING TO TIE YOU TO THIS TREE LIKE A PINATA", as much as I would like to see this bastered tied up as we hit him for candy, we could not do anything as Elf pulled out a box cutter and gutted my dad faster then you can say "TOM BUNK", which is what he said as he released my dad's organs to the park grounds.

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After a very lengthy 55 minute back and forth of use explaining the situation to the officer, officer goes back to Elf, walks back to us, then repeats until the officer told us we were aloud to set a birthday party at the park, and that Elf has no authority science he did not work for the parks department, nor have any authority over other park goers. The officer told Elf to leave in which he did, for now. two hours later we had brought out the cake for my little sister, everyone was having a great time, running around and frolicking in the fields, playing ball and climbing trees, we had put behind us the guy who tried to ruin this lovely day, UNTIL he comes running at my family with a garden hose, and started to spray every, which amendment wasn't that bad, hell some of my cousins thought it was fun, trying to run away for the hunchback of notre dame, until he stated to hose down the cake, food, and presents.

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This man has been a nusence to me and my family for the last four year's

CONTEXT: My little sister's birthday was on a sunny day in July, so we wanted to go to a park to celebrate it, when we went to set up in the PUBLIC park's picnic tables, this man, no this THING walked up to us and said we could not set up ANYTHING in this park, we tried to ask if there was any rule or a sign saying we couldn't and he would just keep on yelling at us about how we "shouldn't do this" and that this was "this is littering and NATURE HARASSMENT" (what ever "nature harassment means"). It had gotten so bad that we had to call the police to help remedy this situation.

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THIS GUY SUCKS