למי יש את החומוס הכי טוב

u jewish ?

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

when we day drinkin?

hey 🅱itch 🐶, no 🙅 nut 🥜 november 📅 is finally 😏 over 😫, time ⏰ to release 😋 all those hard-earned 💸 🤑 cummies 🍆 💦 💦 now at destroy 🔨 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 december 😩!! the rules 👌 are simple, 1st ☝ day, nut once 🍆 💦, 2nd ✌ day, nut twice 🍆 💦 💦, all the way 🏃 till december 31 📅 where 🤷‍♀️ you nut 🥜 31 times 🍆 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 in a day 😩 😩, which is 🤔 a total 🏷 of 3️⃣1️⃣ nuts 😱. get your 👈 1️⃣ong 5️⃣chlong outta your thong 👀 and 😎 get 🤗 stroking ✊ 🍆 💦 😋!!!

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈 🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚 😈 🔮 💯 you've been visited by the thottie ghost ‼ ‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots 💁:skin-tone-3: 😩 💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅✋ 👋 this Halloween 🎃 😜