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26.4 hrs last two weeks / 2,712.0 hrs on record (2,633.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 3 Aug @ 5:02pm

🔫 Counter-Strike: Global Offensive – Review

Ah yes, CS:GO. The ultimate friendship-ruining simulator.

Who needs inner peace when you can queue into a match and get flash banged by your own teammate 30 seconds in? And don’t worry, the guy who’s clearly cheating? Totally legit — just happens to be a level 2 with a 100% head-shot rating.

Want to climb ranks? Good luck. One game you're a tactical genius, the next you're bottom-fragging while a 14-year-old from Denmark calls you names in perfect English.

But hey, I’ve only played 3,000 hours. So obviously I love this game.

Gunplay? Incredible. Graphics? Good enough. Mental stability? Gone.

Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Just don’t forget to say goodbye to your sanity on the way in.

👍 10/10, would cry again.
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