🦸‍♂️ Marvel Rivals – Review

Marvel Rivals? More like Marvel Rivals to my sanity.

Controls so stiff you’d swear the characters are mid-nap. Graphics that look like they’re from a budget mobile game circa 2010. Gameplay? If you’ve seen one boring button mash, you’ve seen them all.

Matchmaking’s a joke—either you wait forever or get matched with someone who’s clearly trying to play with their feet.

If you want your favorite heroes to lumber around like they’re stuck in quicksand and make you question your life choices, this is the “masterpiece” for you.

Honestly, I’d get more entertainment watching a slideshow of loading screens.

0/10 — Would uninstall twice if I could.

🦸‍♂️ Marvel Rivals – Review Marvel Rivals? More like Marvel Rivals to my sanity. Controls so stiff you’d swear the characters are mid-nap. Graphics that look like they’re from a budget mobile game circa 2010. Gameplay? If you’ve seen one boring button mash, you’ve seen them all. Matchmaking’s a joke—either you wait forever or get matched with someone who’s clearly trying to play with their feet. If you want your favorite heroes to lumber around like they’re stuck in quicksand and make you question your life choices, this is the “masterpiece” for you. Honestly, I’d get more entertainment watching a slideshow of loading screens. 0/10 — Would uninstall twice if I could.