🌲 Sons of the Forest – Review

Day 1: Built a fire. Cooked a squirrel. Accidentally ate the fire.

Day 2: My friend Kelvin chopped down the tree holding up our house. Watched it all collapse while he smiled and nodded like he just solved world peace.

Day 3: Virginia showed up. She has three arms and three legs. I gave her a gun. I still don’t know if she’s on our side, but she dances near the campfire sometimes so I think we’re chill.

Day 5: Got bored, went spelunking. Found a cave full of wrinkly meat demons. Screamed. Threw a grenade. Screamed louder.

Day 7: Haven’t blinked since.

This game has everything: terrifying caves, cannibals with backflips, weird billionaires, and a building system so advanced I accidentally created a staircase into hell. It's gorgeous, it's broken, and it might be the funniest survival horror I've ever played.

10/10 — would let Kelvin destroy my base again.

🌲 Sons of the Forest – Review Day 1: Built a fire. Cooked a squirrel. Accidentally ate the fire. Day 2: My friend Kelvin chopped down the tree holding up our house. Watched it all collapse while he smiled and nodded like he just solved world peace. Day 3: Virginia showed up. She has three arms and three legs. I gave her a gun. I still don’t know if she’s on our side, but she dances near the campfire sometimes so I think we’re chill. Day 5: Got bored, went spelunking. Found a cave full of wrinkly meat demons. Screamed. Threw a grenade. Screamed louder. Day 7: Haven’t blinked since. This game has everything: terrifying caves, cannibals with backflips, weird billionaires, and a building system so advanced I accidentally created a staircase into hell. It's gorgeous, it's broken, and it might be the funniest survival horror I've ever played. 10/10 — would let Kelvin destroy my base again.