Recent reviews by Tears of Cyanide

I got this because I was suggested it from a friend, and I am now awaiting my refund.
No matter what, wherever you go, there will be glitches that just make the game completely unplayable. Whether it's the game crashing on startup, game crashing when you enter a server, the extreemly long load time, or none of the buttons working EVER during gameplay; they all make the game irritating and completely unplayable.
I really wish it worked for me, because I was looking forward to it, but oh well. At least I'll get a refund.

I love this game, but compared to the original "Turbo Pug" It's alot faster and it took me awhile just to get adjusted to how fast it was so I kept dying over and over and over again with scores close to 20 pts each time I died.
I bought both games at the same time, so if I get tired of the speed I can play the original Turbo Pug and enjoy it, even if it doesn't have any Achievements.

Great game for calming me down in my stressed times. The growth isn't exactly the same as a normal succulent but it's still nice to watch them grow.
I had the app for my android once and I've noted that they both have the same bugs. You can't re-name the snail or any plants. They just revert back to the original name after the app restarts.
I was gonna put money towards this game but no development to the app has been made in close to a year, so idk.

It's cute and all.. but it is WAYYY too short! One boss, one dungeon, and that's it!
I wish there were more to it, but oh well.

Negative (-)
It lacks any story at all despit the great art, and the level up items one gets for leveling up a character are poorly drawn and poorly thought out, with no discription as to what the item is. And for a matter of fact there isn't even a description for the characters. You have to pay to get hotter clothes and hair for "Your" warrior, which just adds insult to injury.
Positive (+)
Big t.i.t.s and hot anime chicks, what else could a 14 year old boy ask for? (and there's even a nude mod out there somewhere)

It's a quick and fun little game with calming, cool muic.

It's just as I remember back in the day! So nostalgic! My mom used to scold our dad for letting us Play this game, but he'd still let us play it. Playing it brings me back to the good ol' days. If you're used to newer games and their good graphics like Borderlands or Fallout new Vegas, you may not like this game. But for all of us 90's babys this game is a must have!!!