Captain Antilles
Sam Adams   Bristol, Bristol, City of, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
i won a pubg duo... once.
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♰ Reconquista ♰ 21 Dec, 2018 @ 5:29pm 
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
♰ Reconquista ♰ 21 Dec, 2018 @ 5:29pm 
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange ♥♥♥♥♥ mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

♰ Reconquista ♰ 24 Dec, 2017 @ 11:48am 
SHUT
Captain Antilles 23 Dec, 2017 @ 2:43am 
*you're
♰ Reconquista ♰ 22 Dec, 2017 @ 11:19am 
Your clapped!
♰ Reconquista ♰ 12 Apr, 2017 @ 8:35pm 
Sam's my bae <3