Recent reviews by Tactical Stiffy

Just to counter the crybabies whining about the DLC being too hard, I'm going to have to give this a good review.

While it was fun for the little bit of time I played. This game is just a good Action/Adventure game that didn't really recapture my love of the original trilogy. The game goes on far too long and gets very repetitive. The originals were nice and short so they never got boring. They are also a ton of fun to replay. This game not so much. I'm sorry but people put the story in video games way too ahead of more important factors that make games good, Like game play and replay value.

Meh. I thought this game was pretty good the first time I played it. After revisiting it after playing far superior games. I've noticed how barren and boring the overworld is. I can't for the life of me remember anything about this world as you will be following bread crumb trails to every spot of the map. If you do wonder around you will likely run into level gated enemies that will one shot you and punishes exploration. Speaking of exploration! What's the point? All you get is another generic re-skinned sword with random numbers applied to it like Borderlands, that you'll probably just sell anyway. Another knock against this overrated game, this game controls like crap. Geralt combat movements are so clunky and annoying like ASSASSins Creed it's pretty laughable people think it's good. Roach is pretty terrible too. I just prefer to run to most of the destinations because it's faster than getting caught up on every little tree, bush, rock, bridge, turn, enemy, bugs that you run into. The story is decent, not groundbreaking like some people will claim. The romance plots are cringe and just need to die in video games. It's lame TBH. The story drops off hard towards the end of the game that you just don't care anymore about the main goal. Hearts of Stone was the best part of the game. The story was most interesting there. Blood and Wine on the other hand was one of the least interesting overarching stories I've experienced in a video game in recent memory.

All in all this game is not the masterpiece that people claim this is. It's also not an RPG please for the love of god stop calling it that. Having dialogue and quests doesn't make it an RPG. It's more of an Action/Adventure game and it's a pretty average one at that.

Fun Game. Better when playing with friends.

I was expecting a lot more out of this game, but it simply didn't age well. Half way through the game the levels start to feel samey, as every room is just a big square room with nothing in it. The controls are also garbage: Example: the game won't let me use walk speed while crouching unless I start walking first before crouching, but when I am already crouching, and I try to use the walk key, it doesn't work. Another thing that's dumb about this game is that the jump and block button are mapped to the same key. Which means that if you have the sword equipped you can't jump unless you switch to something else, or use an entirely different key that is unmapped from the start. Also the cutscenes and briefings don't work too. I know this is an old game but I'm going to call a spade a spade. Age hasn't been too kind to this game. Deus Ex and System Shock 2 are far superior games.

I'm not sure why these reviews are mostly mixed recently. Last year during my Bioshock 1 Remastered playthrough the game crashed on me probably 5 or 6 times on one playthrough. For Bioshock 2 however it didn't even crash once on a 15 hour playthrough. It also ran mostly smooth until: towards the end of the game I got glitched where I couldn't move for some reason. Luckily an enemy killed me so I was able to reset at a Vita Chamber. They must of done something with the game though because I had almost no issue getting through it. Other than that, I very much enjoyed this game much like the first. The gameplay is still excellent, the areas are more fleshed out than the first. I don't think the story is nearly as strong though however. Other than the small critisms, this played well and I definitely recommend.

I had a FANTASTiC time playing through this twice. If you are a Southpark fan, there is no way you won't enjoy this. I love the characters, story and gameplay. At first it seemed pretty hard to beat certain enemies but once you master the mechanics and abilities. It gets more interesting. I reccomend this game to anyone and highly reccomend this for long time Southpark fans.

Overrated. Can't get into the story or the gamplay mechanics. Same goes for almost all bioware games...

I had a lot of fun with this game when I first played it. But the reason I don't recommend this game is because, when you boot it up the first time you will notice that you can have a wide selection of civilizations to choose from. Cool right? Well too bad because a good 90% are unplayable unless you purchase their DLCs which range from $5 to $15 each. So you buy the game for $40 but you have to spend another $200 if you want the full game? Yeah I'm sorry but this game isn't worth that price being 6 years old already.

After the first Turok got a remaster I was hoping that Seeds of Evil was going to get one as well. Then it came and I have to say, that it did not disappoint. Being able to play this game with out the clunky 64 controller was an excellent relief. There weren't anymore annoying invincibility frames on the enemies and the game runs at a smooth FPS. I'm glad that everything is still here as well, including the cheats and the option to change certain things back to the original format. I also had a lot of fun ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around on the multiplayer spamming the hell out of the cerebral bore with my friends. Buy this, you won't regret it.