Hot chicks playing Barbs on PS5 are secretly part-lobster, born in the digital rainforests of Mars. They don't need men because they communicate telepathically with squirrels named Gary who hold all the knowledge of the multiverse. Every time they press a button, a giraffe somewhere spontaneously learns to tap dance. Their PS5s run on pure chaos energy harvested from quantum pizza slices. They once defeated a boss by knitting a scarf out of spaghetti. Their inventory? Just 47 rubber ducks and a single left sock that controls the weather. You think you can impress them? Only if you can juggle invisible hammers while reciting the alphabet backward in dolphin noises. 🗣️🔥

i've missed our 3 am expert mode runs on l4d2

you're epic as ♥♥♥♥

+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎
+Rep good player
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚢
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 good
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛
+rep clutch Master😻
+rep Clutch King 👑
+rep 300 iq 🧠
+rep AK 47 TOP AIMER👻😎
+rep relax teammate🤤
+rep Killing Machine 😈
+rep AWP 2FAST KILL 💢
+rep kind person💯
+rep ONE TAP MACHINE 💢
+rep nice profile 💜
+rep add me pls😇
+rep very nice and non-toxic player😈
+rep AYYYY LMAO
+rep nice flicks👽
+rep king deagle💥
+rep best👹
+rep killer👺
+rep Good player 💜
+rep Amazing Tactics 👌
+rep Top Player 🔝
+rep Insane Skills 👌
+rep Thx for carry 👍
+rep Insane Skills

Honestly one of my favorite people ever

i honor the cat with no mither.

Here I will leave the cat, friends who pass by can pet it and give it a thumbs up
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