Oh my God... this is truly a sight to behold! It is known that crows are one of the smartest birds in the avian kingdom. But who could've expected this? It seems this bird has learned how to speak in english! Despite this, it doesn't say anything other than pingas! Cases of this "pingas bird" phenomenon have springing up in many places across the United States.
Now be warned...
If you see this pingas bird, remain calm, back away slowly and whatever you do. DO not say pingas back to it! If you do, this will most likely provoke the bird. And it may or may not, go full insano pingas mode on your sorry behind!
So please, stay safe out there!
And spread the word... of the pingas bird...