Recent reviews by Drylx

Great stealth game, storyline is pretty basic for the most part, but the mechanics and overall gameplay outweights the substandard storyline. Would play again

EXTREMELY Pay-To-Win, its actually tragic
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I decided to actually pay in this game, and what happened? Well, I won, I always manage to accumulate roughly 36 or higher kills in a single match due to my over-upgraded Brutal Headhunter. Had I not spent a single dime, I would not get here without an endless amount of grinding, and even then, I'll always be whooped by some meta-obsessed sweatlord.

As a veteran player from about 2014 or so, this is really bad, PG3D was nowhere near like this at all, back then, all you had were coins, some really basic gamemodes, and heck, even online daters.

Today, no one speaks in chat (if so, rarely), the game tries way too hard to be like Fortnite, it milks the crap out of trending media in order to garner players (Squid game minigame/weapons, battle royale, battle passes), this is absurd, PG3D was nowhere near this desperate back then, its a shame to see the game become a gambling cesspool instead of an actual game. I cant name a single pro about this game at all, Only reason I bother returning is due to me dominating every match I join in, and thats only because I decided to pay. (And for nostalgia, of course)

In "Capture The Flag" it was fairly simple back then, the only way you could give yourself a little speed boost, is by buying some boots or rocket jumping, but now? Oh yeah just buy this super cool weapon for a crazy amount of money, and travel half the map in about 10 seconds. This completely destroyed CTF, its no wonder why so little play it now.

This game also now encourages gambling via lootboxes, something the classic PG3D didnt do. They didnt even have a complete tab full of lootboxes with buy-this-buy-that nonsense, because back then, it was all about the players. But now? Its a freakin' cash cow with its udders waiting to be grasped by the hand of the farmer you call Cubic Games. And since about 98% of PG3D's playerbase are probably under 11, this also introduces children to gambling. This is unethical game design on Cubic's part.

Complete, abhorrent disaster of a childhood favorite, I find PG3D to be one the best examples of what unchecked greediness and milking trends can do to a game. I miss the old Pixel Gun.

I LOVE SHISHIDO

Just Cause 4 is good when you dont have a ♥♥♥♥♥ in your ear telling you its not
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storyline is meh, but mechanics are fun as ♥♥♥♥, DLC's are pretty good too.

YAAAAGAMIIIIIIII

A playground I'd return to
9/10

I love people playground, its hilarious and the amount of things you can do on a mere 2D game alone is astounding, the workshop is mainly what carries this game, personally speaking, as many of them are creative and most of them enhance the experience. This is a very fun game

Absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cinema
9/10

Pros:
- Loving the new passenger feature, a very unique way to approach the poses option from the first game
- NPC vehicles actually feel alive, whereas in the first game, they are merely plastics going in a set direction
- Music from the first game, AND new ones, this makes me feel nostalgic while also embracing the new Turbo Dismount. I love the remixes and how different the new ones sound
- Maps are actually well constructed and super unique, first game's maps were just as fun, but nowhere near as awesome as these
- Trivia/Dismount lore in loading screen, unfathomably based
- Obstacles are now adjustable, something they couldnt be in the first game, I really like this
- Maps from the first Turbo Dismount have been well remastered here
- Freecam is amazing
- I love that you can now actually operate the car, in the first game, you could only steer the car, you could not brake nor control when to accelerate, but in Turbo Dismount 2, you can. I also like that we can honk now.
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Suggestions:
- Would love to see the return of the OG dismounters, (Unibrow and Frame) - I hope its somewhat possible. Their trivia's are equally hilarious and memorable
- Would love to see the returns of more original Turbo Dismount vehicles, I bet you guys are working on this one, so I cant wait
- Would love if we could set the time of day/weather, maybe even storms like thunder or a hurricane? That would be sick
- Would absolutely love if WE could decide when to end the dismount, as opposed to the classic "3 2 1" mechanic you guys always use, it would allow for great moments to happen without it being ruined by the countdown.

Conclusion:
I love this game, and Im so glad its sequel wasnt a complete flop like most other games, this one really takes a fresh approach to Turbo Dismount. I honestly cant wait till how the final product comes out as. Keep up the wonderful work

This is peak. Pirate Majima. Managed to get a music sync in a boss fight and ended up mentally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

11/10 would play again

tried this game because why not

never again bro