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the droopy commedy show below

they say there is a sucker born every day. well they didnt tell u the best ones swallow

zanzibar island do they have xanax trees there

they say a man can build a thousand bridges the world will see him as a great bridge builder however if he sucks 1 ♥♥♥♥ the world will no longer see him as a bridge builder

does your wife get mad when u get drunk and u ask the old question "well u want me to drink here or at the bar?" and her answer is usualy well your sleeping on the couch, and not geting any well ask the question again "u want me to do that here or at the bar?'

i never screwed a 10 but one night i screwed 5 2's (does that count?) (by george carlin)

sellings is legal screwing is legal why isn't selling screwing legal (by george carlin)

how many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 but it takes a medical team to remove it

assault weapons are "only ment to kill in mass numbers" then do police use then for mass murder

if adam and eve were the first and only people on earth were did all the different races come from if u beleve the bible are we all products of insest u decide

why do stores put the pharmacy in the back of the store? i guess so the sick and crippled have to walk further and suffer or maybe is so meaybe they will impulse buy batteries for there vibrator

if anyone ask u "would u suck a ♥♥♥♥ or $1 million" tell them 1 mill will buy a bottle of mouth wash and all new friends

"there is a leprechaun with pot of gold at the end of a rainbow" i think there is a ♥♥♥ there stay away

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your self is nasty, but geting sht faced is fun (by cpt shuman)

have u ever asked for a bj form a ♥♥♥♥♥ and she ask u "with or without" and u ask "with or without what" and she says "my teeth"

how do u tell if a hillbilly woman is on her period? if she is only wearing one sock

they say "2 is company 3 is a croud" what if she has 3 tits then what do u do?

they say "men and women can't be just frends" well u have to ask how ugly is he or she

what does 80 year old snapper taste like? depends