God Jr
You don't know what good chili is.   United States
 
 
Toxic Elden Ring players hate 'em! ITS... this epic gamer here.
Oh geegolly! Excuse me while I cosplay an edgelord forever.
Yeah, life is unfair so fight it in an unfair way.

You're in my bubble... Back. Up.
About this new Padawan, Bates. We cannot allow him to become a Jedi Master. The results would be... Hilarious.

I'm introverted, cowardly, selfish (kinda, I mean helping others makes ME feel good and makes others think i'm nice and hard working), prone to blinding rage, probably retarded to, fat... but who isn't in the U.S.A., compulsive liar (like tourettes but BS'er), but I can cook well and i'm good with my hands or anything that requires dexterity.
Review Showcase
1,672 Hours played
Jesus Christ alive. There is an elitist cabal of players that hunt down and gang up against players that don't play the game their way. Their way of hunting involves putting your steam ID into a list were they keep track of what hours of the day you are on, what your rune and weapon upgrade level is, who you summon and who your friends are. They use lag-switches to blast you with damage that you won't be able avoid and glitches that give them invincibility from damage as well as weapon ash-of-war swap glitches that can kill you instantly, through walls, with a massive range (like larger than any spells travel).

Even insta-killing throwing knives it seems.

Play offline or go to nexusmods.com and find the seamless coop mod if you want to play the game in peace.
Ignore all that nonsense about how that mod is killing this game, it isn't, the toxic player-base is doing enough of that.
And if you know about the reason the dark souls games' servers went down for maintenance, then you should know how dedicated these people are to ruining the game for others. It will only get worse.

This game has a cheater problem. And the anti-cheat they use, while obviously useless, has a very noticeable performance hit.

This game is a raging dumpster fire. Do you know what burning trash smells like?

My God! I am sick of seeing bull-goat armor|magic, it's to the point seeing any piece of that set|magic wand just makes me physically ill. If I see you wearing|wielding it I am going fight you in the most un-fun way I can. I'm summoning blues, I'm using bloodflame blade and Fire's deadly sin to keep you the hell away from me and I will block you on steam so I never have to see you again you cancerous scum. And bleed builds can ♥♥♥♥ right the hell off.

Oh man Demon's Souls 5 has bad netcode and poor optimization. 10\10 Ihateit
Comments
God Jr 11 Jun, 2024 @ 4:31am 
Uh... ok. Thanks for reporting in soldier?
SirKamehameha 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:45pm 
I typed Rsskis in my last comment
SirKamehameha 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:41pm 
Just played the AlexMercer guy and his stooge named Njurt. Typical ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruining games.
God Jr 24 Mar, 2024 @ 12:09pm 
I reserve the right to delete your comment regardless of its connotation.