John Redcorn's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:09pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 1:17pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:55pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 12:13am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 2:29pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 1:20pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 2:30pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 5:26pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 6:55pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 10:47pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 10:17am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 1:06pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 5:46pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 29 May, 2015 @ 4:39pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 10:39pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 11:38am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 7:17pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 10:44pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 1:35pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:47pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 6:23pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 10:21am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2016 @ 6:02pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 10:33am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 29 May, 2015 @ 4:23pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 7:19pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 10:32pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 6:15pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 6:06pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 11:15am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 9:52am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 1:37pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 12:31am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 1:18pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 1:23pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:51pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 6:20pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:53pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 6:51pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 5:52pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 5:37pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 1:00am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 3:34pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 11:02am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 1:08pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 12:07am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 1:36am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 3:31am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 12:29am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 2:43am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 12:53am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 11:54pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 1:43pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

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Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

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Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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