Achievementy uživatele John Redcorn ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 12.09

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 13.17

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 12.55

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2020 v 0.13

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 14.29

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 13.20

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 14.30

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 17.26

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 18.55

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 22.47

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 19. dub. 2015 v 10.17

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odemčeno 19. dub. 2015 v 13.06

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 20. dub. 2015 v 17.46

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 29. kvě. 2015 v 16.39

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 22.39

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2015 v 11.38

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 19.17

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 22.44

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 13.35

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 12.47

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 18.23

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 19. dub. 2015 v 10.21

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odemčeno 30. dub. 2016 v 18.02

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 19. dub. 2015 v 10.33

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odemčeno 29. kvě. 2015 v 16.23

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Odemčeno 29. čvn. 2017 v 19.19

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 22.32

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2015 v 18.15

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 18.06

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2015 v 11.15

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odemčeno 19. dub. 2015 v 9.52

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 13.37

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odemčeno 11. čvc. 2020 v 0.31

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 13.18

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 13.23

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 12.51

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 18.20

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 12.53

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 20. dub. 2015 v 18.51

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 17.52

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 17.37

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2020 v 1.00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 15.34

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odemčeno 19. dub. 2015 v 11.02

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odemčeno 19. dub. 2015 v 13.08

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2020 v 0.07

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2020 v 1.36

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2020 v 3.31

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Odemčeno 11. čvc. 2020 v 0.29

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2020 v 2.43

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Odemčeno 11. čvc. 2020 v 0.53

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Odemčeno 10. čvc. 2020 v 23.54

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odemčeno 21. lis. 2015 v 13.43

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

17 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

18 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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