You're sitting on the couch, watching TV and eating pennies. You're not really sure why you're doing it, but it feels naughty and forbidden. The penny tastes metallic and sharp on your tongue, and you can feel the ridges of it against your teeth.

You keep eating, one after another, until your mouth is filled with the taste of pennies. You feel a little lightheaded and dizzy, but it only adds to the thrill.

Suddenly, someone walks in the room and catches you. They ask what you're doing, and you simply reply, "Eating pennies."

There's a moment of silence before they respond. "Well, I'll be damned. I've never seen anyone do that before."

The two of you stare at each other for a moment, before they join you on the couch. They start eating pennies too, and the two of you share a naughty, metal-tasting kiss.