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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 541.5 hrs on record (539.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Feb, 2017 @ 12:38pm
Updated: 13 Feb @ 1:53pm

Early Access Review
Conan Exiles was a lot of fun back in the day, and Funcom as a developer has grown on me over the years. With Dune on the horizon, essentially a next-level version of this game, I’m definitely looking forward to seeing how they evolve the formula. Pretty much with Conan though, you have to play as an Alpha. There are no betas in Conan as they are swiftly culled to extinction. My boy Cody would make sleeper bases and lasted forever as a solo, it was wild.

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My schlong blows in the wind just like it would in real life
Cool breeze between my balls
Ladies are stunned by my size

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A haiku written by me.
10/10 would write another haiku.
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