"Truth does not do as much good in the world as the appearance of truth does evil." - Bachelor Daniil Dankovsky, Pathologic

"Every time I yank a jawbone from a skull and then ram it in an eye socket, I know I'm building a better future!" - Smiling Jack, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

"A talent is just a skill you're willing to practice." - Bob Ross


*snorts coke through my peehole* hey there chat welcome to my stream today we're gonna be huffing glue for 16 straight hours. SNNNFFNFRRNFNRNNFRNFRNFRNFRNFRFNFSFSNFRNNSFNRFSFSNRFNSRFSF.


Heeeeello, this is Runforthecube. Today we have a Jelly Belly Pet Rat Gummi Candy, Jelly Belly Pet Rat Gummi Candy. Let’s slice it open, so he can breathe. Mmm, fresh air. Pet Rat time to come alive. Escape the package, escape the package. Pet Rat is very big and long, very big and long. The bottom is very flat. Good boy, very good boy. Pet Rat is a very good boy. A-rat-tat-tat-tat, A-rat-tat-tat-tat, A-rat-tat-tat-tat. Smell my finger, smell my finger. I’m giving my Pet Rat a head massage, a head massage. My Pet Rat has a strong bungee cord, a strong bungee cord. I must have this bungee cord, snip it off. Snip! Awe, I like my bungee cord. It is cute. Cut out his eyeball, cut out his eyeball. I wonder if Pet Rat has a brain, I wonder if Pet Rat has a brain. Let’s find out. Cut him open! I think I found his brain, I think I found his brain. I can not pull it out. It is stuck inside. Bah duh bah duh bah nah nah nah nah. Bah duh bah duh nah nah nah nah. Peace, Peace Out!


HIT👊OR YIFF🦊, I GUESS🤔THEY NEVER🚫YIFF🐾HUH? YOU😲GOT✔️A FUR-FRIEND🙊 I BET🎰HE DOESN'T🙅KNOT💄💦YA! *POP* 💋 HE GON'👉GLOMP🤗ANOTHER😐GIRL💃AND HE WON'T🚫MISS YA! 😪 HE GON'😋POUNCE 🐅AND GO OWO LIKE WHAT😏IS THIS?🍆 NYA~ 😻


Welcome to Get Air! is required that everyone watch this sational and informafety video. You must watch the entire video before you can watch this video. There's nothing better than getting Hugged By Someone You Like but it can be dangerous. By taking part today you assume the risk of DEATH. 𝗗𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗗𝗜𝗘
Jumpers ̶𝗆̶𝗎̶𝗌̶𝗍̶ ̶𝗋̶𝖾̶𝗆̶𝗈̶𝗏̶𝖾̶ ̶𝗍̶𝗁̶𝖾̶𝗂̶𝗋̶ ̶𝖼̶𝗅̶𝗈̶𝗍̶𝗁̶𝖾̶𝗌 must remove their socks and put on Socks. You must empty your Socks. yueueueue.
Jumpers must remove their Head, Neck, or Stomach, before jumping and put on Jumpers without
-Rivets
-Rhivets
-Zipstones
-Rippers
-or Anything
𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝘼𝙄𝙍 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀
Get Air might get caught. Everyone should beware of Get Air Employees.
sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ɪɴᴊᴜʀʏɪɴᴊᴜʀʏ﹐ ᴘᴀʀᴀʟʏsɪsᴀʟᴀʏsɪs
But only kids under 46 OZ. please!
Jumpers must remove their sos rieht evomer tsum srepmuJ
No double flips, triple flips, тяιρlε dσυвlε ѕкчнσσк αllεч σσρ ѕlαм dυик jαмѕ anywhere in the park. ＤＯ　ＮＯＴ　ＤＩＥ。
Never use a trampoline.
Drugs or alcohol are only allowed in the Party Rooms.
But now that you know the rules, lets jump to it, and go have fun! ͕͗͠𝙲͕͗͗𝚁͕͗͗𝙰͕͗͗𝚂͕͗͗𝙷̶͕͗ ͕͗͠𝙽͕͗͗𝙾͕͗͗𝙸͕͗͗𝚂͕͗͗𝙴͕͗


The UFOs 👽💫👽 have finally ♥♥♥💦 👌😩👌 send this to 10 alien daddys 😜😜😜 if you can’t wait 👋👋to get probed 🍆🍑🍆 if you get none ❌ back 💀🙅💀 you a lonely galactic hoe 😪😪 get five back❗️you a Super Star Slut 😜💫✨💥 get 10 back‼️ you a Super Space Freak 💦👽👽💦💫 Happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💯👅 get that alien 👽 ♥♥♥♥ 😍🍆😩👌