I am a pear
John
Federated State Of Micronesia, United States
No information given.

I would really, but the Fox censors won't allow it.







Here's that chat bit everyone does:

Not_Matlock: age of ultron is awesome
do_not_know: is that some new steam release I missed?
Not_Matlock: ...
do_not_know: hold on I'll google it
do_not_know: oh it's one of those comic book movies
do_not_know: lol ur such a nerd :P
Not_Matlock: COMIC
Not_Matlock: BOOK
Not_Matlock: MOVIES
Not_Matlock: MAKE
Not_Matlock: ♥♥♥♥
Not_Matlock: HARD

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BKK: give
BKK: SKIN
BKK: GLOCK SKIN
do_not_know: ALL NEW: from the people who brought you a billion calculations and a magic wire between oceans
do_not_know: its INCESSANTLY BEGGING FOR PIXEL GUNS
BKK: THIS DUALIES ARE REALLY VALUABLE
do_not_know: dualies a ♥♥♥♥
BKK: LEGEND SAYS THAT ANGELINA JOLIE AKA LARA CROFT HERSELF USED THESE IN BATTLE
BKK: GIVE ME GLOCK SKIN YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
do_not_know: JUST FLIP THE ONE YOU ALREADY WASTED PHANTOM PAIN MONEY ON
BKK: I SHOULD
BKK: BUY MORE GLOCK SKINS THEN
do_not_know: sell ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skins until you can buy a new one
BKK: wait do you have
BKK: usp skin
do_not_know: its not expensive
BKK: GIVE ME
BKK: USP SKIN
do_not_know: pls stop ;_;

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パトリック: buy me
パトリック: gaymes plz
パトリック: will gib
パトリック: deus ex dlcs
do_not_know: lets try some word association
do_not_know: first word
do_not_know: gep gun
パトリック: explosive mission dlc
パトリック: only avaliable from Gamestop™
do_not_know: [the bum screams at you]

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PG13: I found out that
PG13: you can actually jump to the ladder
PG13: from t side
PG13: in vertigo
PG13: takes a bit of practise it's a bit tricky
do_not_know: do you have to jump really hard
do_not_know: should i hit my spacebar with a hammer?
PG13: hammer is alright but if you really want to make the extra distance you really try using a sledgehammer instead

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PG13: heuheu
PG13: my arms feel weird
PG13: shud i pray video games
E5. do_not_know: LIFT
E5. do_not_know: GET PUMPED
E5. do_not_know: BE ON A-GAME
E5. do_not_know: WOAAA

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E5. do_not_know: brb, ive got siblings demanding delicious refreshment elsewhere
E5. do_not_know: i will return
AXE MURDERAR: incest
E5. do_not_know: godammit
E5. do_not_know: i mean smoothies
E5. do_not_know: way to take that somewhere it didnt need to go
AXE MURDERAR: They need DNK's sweet refreshment

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PΘM: insom : don't you guys love sunnyD?
Xenu's Paradox [UC] : it burns my throat
*Zenophobia : ^
PΘM: insom : BUT IT'S SO GOOD
do_not_know [UC] : i drank 2 gallons this morning
PΘM: insom : good
*Zenophobia : sunny D is like deepthroating a piece of sugar cane and swallowing the load
*DEAD* Xenu's Paradox [UC] : yes
PΘM: insom : and that's a bad thing?
do_not_know [UC] : way to make sugar sound so wrong
No information given.

I would really, but the Fox censors won't allow it.







Here's that chat bit everyone does:

Not_Matlock: age of ultron is awesome
do_not_know: is that some new steam release I missed?
Not_Matlock: ...
do_not_know: hold on I'll google it
do_not_know: oh it's one of those comic book movies
do_not_know: lol ur such a nerd :P
Not_Matlock: COMIC
Not_Matlock: BOOK
Not_Matlock: MOVIES
Not_Matlock: MAKE
Not_Matlock: ♥♥♥♥
Not_Matlock: HARD

----------------

BKK: give
BKK: SKIN
BKK: GLOCK SKIN
do_not_know: ALL NEW: from the people who brought you a billion calculations and a magic wire between oceans
do_not_know: its INCESSANTLY BEGGING FOR PIXEL GUNS
BKK: THIS DUALIES ARE REALLY VALUABLE
do_not_know: dualies a ♥♥♥♥
BKK: LEGEND SAYS THAT ANGELINA JOLIE AKA LARA CROFT HERSELF USED THESE IN BATTLE
BKK: GIVE ME GLOCK SKIN YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
do_not_know: JUST FLIP THE ONE YOU ALREADY WASTED PHANTOM PAIN MONEY ON
BKK: I SHOULD
BKK: BUY MORE GLOCK SKINS THEN
do_not_know: sell ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skins until you can buy a new one
BKK: wait do you have
BKK: usp skin
do_not_know: its not expensive
BKK: GIVE ME
BKK: USP SKIN
do_not_know: pls stop ;_;

----------------

パトリック: buy me
パトリック: gaymes plz
パトリック: will gib
パトリック: deus ex dlcs
do_not_know: lets try some word association
do_not_know: first word
do_not_know: gep gun
パトリック: explosive mission dlc
パトリック: only avaliable from Gamestop™
do_not_know: [the bum screams at you]

----------------

PG13: I found out that
PG13: you can actually jump to the ladder
PG13: from t side
PG13: in vertigo
PG13: takes a bit of practise it's a bit tricky
do_not_know: do you have to jump really hard
do_not_know: should i hit my spacebar with a hammer?
PG13: hammer is alright but if you really want to make the extra distance you really try using a sledgehammer instead

----------------

PG13: heuheu
PG13: my arms feel weird
PG13: shud i pray video games
E5. do_not_know: LIFT
E5. do_not_know: GET PUMPED
E5. do_not_know: BE ON A-GAME
E5. do_not_know: WOAAA

----------------

E5. do_not_know: brb, ive got siblings demanding delicious refreshment elsewhere
E5. do_not_know: i will return
AXE MURDERAR: incest
E5. do_not_know: godammit
E5. do_not_know: i mean smoothies
E5. do_not_know: way to take that somewhere it didnt need to go
AXE MURDERAR: They need DNK's sweet refreshment

-----------------

PΘM: insom : don't you guys love sunnyD?
Xenu's Paradox [UC] : it burns my throat
*Zenophobia : ^
PΘM: insom : BUT IT'S SO GOOD
do_not_know [UC] : i drank 2 gallons this morning
PΘM: insom : good
*Zenophobia : sunny D is like deepthroating a piece of sugar cane and swallowing the load
*DEAD* Xenu's Paradox [UC] : yes
PΘM: insom : and that's a bad thing?
do_not_know [UC] : way to make sugar sound so wrong
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lol people say this game is pretty but it looks like a ps2 game wtf????
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waltuh 28 Sep, 2024 @ 2:40am 
this dude is FIRED get him the hell out of here
AllyViva 28 Sep, 2024 @ 12:58am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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Not_Matlock 15 Jun, 2024 @ 10:43pm 
We're all so popular now!
76561199059084619 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09am 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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waltuh 25 May, 2024 @ 2:49pm 
dude come look at all the new friends im making on my profile
76561199542373295 8 May, 2024 @ 12:22pm 
═══════════ 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑═════════════
🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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