Festive Tweak
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no i will not sell you my unusuals and australiums



Yakubian Honor Guard — Today at 1:17 PM
Whenever I see a Westerner with an Orthodox cross I think I should be allowed to hunt them down like a dog.

kinoplex fight club champ — Today at 5:20 PM
they gentrified cannibalism
i'm not into it anymore

kinoplex fight club champ — Today at 1:14 AM
I'm sorry for calling you a Reaganite

Brain Doner — Today at 1:34 AM
My sperm are encased in their own bionicle shells

chicago quiznos coyote — Yesterday at 2:12 AM
J20s down themselves, they run on a minecraft furnace

Bestiality Condoner — Today at 10:27 PM
I feel a special bond with you guys since most of you have seen my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Maytag — Today at 10:08 AM
A prayer for the natives living on reservations in this time where their main pastime (huffing gas) is now outside of their price range.

"Jesus, Tweak, I know you said your F11 [i.imgur.com] was disgusting, but by 'The Pacific Pioneer', do you mean f.ucking your way across the Japanese Home Islands?" -Patriot
"YES."

spit — Today at 11:17 PM
gay people be like "it's cold outside" enjoy cool temperatures while you can

pieroisgod — Today at 7:12 PM
my teacher thinks im a catholic nazi now

invest in dogcock — Today at 2:54 AM
Asian women are Sumerian demons conjured by the Hebrews to destroy us all

"its over dude he gave me the gayboard dude i have to go back to the furry erp" -Volt

"♥♥♥♥ is this, Ruby Ridge? What's with all the grenades?" -Volt

"To make half-time more interesting, there should be an active shooter." -Chris on TF2 RGL Invite tournaments

major — Today at 8:16 PM
Why is the basketball game set in a prison
Oh wait

Harrier Du Bois (real) — Today at 9:19 PM
You can fit like 30-40 mexicans in the same ecological footprint as 1 Californian

Dryad-♥♥♥♥♥ owned — Today at 11:03 PM
They gentrified frotting

Grimgor and Throgg BFFs — Today at 9:51 PM
Sever full of dictator nazis firmly liberal

odd unit — Today at 1:33 AM
my jungle fever has advanced into west nile virus

Spud — 10/20/2022
If presented with two options, Tweak will always take the one that makes life worse for everyone

"I'm a culture warrior, and the downvote is my blade." -Eezo

Mr. White Christmas — Yesterday at 7:35 PM
peak activity on the server because of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my little pony porn discussion

Conducator — Today at 8:17 PM
they shouldn't call it a police department sex scandal they should call it a barbecue because she's burning enough coal to cook all five of them pigs

Mystic Birdhat — Today at 10:06 PM
"Uneducated child" trying to walk through 6 lanes of highway traffic is the funniest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing I've seen today

JackaNape — Today at 10:46 PM
Tweak is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to have someone executed and realize he already pardoned him

[DefiantRM]: Haven't had teammates this bad since the towers fell in 01

MPK — 03/26/2023 2:10 PM
One of Difficulty's superpowers is that he's got the rage like me, but he can express it in one line while I need to do everything in paragraphs

THE CANDYMAN — Today at 10:07 AM
i hope whatever chainsmoking slav they have controlling russian nukes spills his kvass over the nuke controls and 8 gorillion nuclear warheads fly towards konami HQ

Nax — Today at 7:56 AM
what the ♥♥♥♥ they released war thunder mobile
now I can get cancer on the train or bus

e-girl e-abuser — Today at 10:10 AM
tweak got the voice genes equivalent of the prussian ethnicity ♥♥♥♥♥'s chin

"Bruce Willis is just collecting helpful black men." -Eezo
"He's the Thug Hunter!" -Jack

"This (Skibidi Toilet) is what I was trying to do with Ickypop." -Marc Laidlaw

"I need to rape a dog." -Chris

7thKotPost: We making it out of the glue truck with this one (said during /vg/ league 2024)

Maytera — Today at 4:56 PM
[Roko's Basilisk] is going to have a field day with you
About Me
:TheRooster::Horse::Owl:

Youtube | Weebshit [myanimelist.net]| Twitch [www.twitch.tv]| Computer Specs [pcpartpicker.com]| My Spotify playlist [open.spotify.com]

THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WALL
Funnyman — Today at 11:36 AM
You really went from Airman to Ayreman.
papapiero
playing skyrim makes me feel like circulation to my skull is slowly being cut off and im going to pass out in two minutes, and someone is going to revive me only to tell me i have brain damage. really good game.
"Yeah, cause nothing says 'the tragedy of the Holocaust' like a pig with wings." -Zach Hazard
"This game is like Hansel and Gretel with hand grenades." -The Examined Life of Gaming on Black
The Rektifier Last Sunday at 12:14 PM
Artyom has enough brainpower to ward off psychic attacks from an entire species of mutated superbeings but not enough to not be a general dumbass
Halagini Today at 9:23 PM
i would ♥♥♥♥ my cousins if it did not result in genetically inferior spawn
Halagini Today at 11:29 AM
i like how heists are depicted in your dreams as failing due to technical issues and balance issues
that is the entire experience in reality
literally the awfulness of gta online heisting is haunting your dreams
[6:34 AM] Difficulty Tweak: i sat and rolled around in my bed for seven hours. seven ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours
[6:35 AM] Volt: I went to respond to your message and my game crashed. I was on round 18 and about done with the map.
Zdonick Today at 10:58 PM
sweet jesus tapdancing christ I don't want to know the source of this
Sly Today at 12:19 AM
my last 2 braincells almost asked whats wrong with homestuck
"King of the Meat Mountain." -Anonymous user from rule34 who desired to see more porn of Ellie and Krieg from Borderlands 2
Dr_Pac: tslos you havent even conquered ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the toilet yet much less a whole town
(j(j)j))j)))j))))j))))) Today at 7:50 PM
White women may ♥♥♥♥ dogs, but the only way a pig will get inside them is as a strip of bacon.
[1:13 PM] Volt: So if Etika was god and he died, does that mean God is dead?
[2:48 PM] pretender: Nobody wants to suck my ♥♥♥♥? Fine, Ill do it myself
[3:06 PM] pretender: stop making fun of me i only ♥♥♥♥ the bed 6 times a week
"Whoops a video slipped of me sucking my own ♥♥♥♥ at a party time to kill my cabinet and install new pup-i mean board members" -Komi
[2:16 AM] GingaNinja: y'know i never associated with a fart fetish, but that brrrrt. mmmmmm
Special Agent Eddie Van Blundht Today at 12:42 PM
It's second life but you can't ♥♥♥♥ renamon (referring to GTAO)
Captain John Smith Today at 12:37 PM
I'm so mysoginistic that I'm gay
lunarbluejay Last Friday at 6:27 PM
Why yes I do have tangible artistic passions, how could you tell? The ♥♥♥♥ in my ass?
"Imagine going to jail." -Carl on 2/23/2019. Was arrested the following January for swatting.
"That's not a trap, that's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ambush." -Volt
Succ Today at 4:03 PM
wait, OG Fate is urban fantasy? I thought it was isekai
Actually Satan Today at 4:04 PM
I am going to ignore that last statement
"Seeing all these porn animators on Youtube is like seeing your drug dealer at the supermarket." -someone commenting on a Redmoa video
Aniki — Today at 2:58 AM
Finding Haikyuu on my sister's computer is probably one of the worst ways to discover someone is a weeb
Birthday boy in a week Today at 2:19 PM
strawberries suck
ceannaire Today at 2:22 PM
i like scrawburies
Birthday boy in a week Today at 2:23 PM
The blue fuzz on them is disgusting
ceannaire Today at 2:25 PM
what blue fuzz
dogy Today at 2:26 PM
Robert that’s mould
shark ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Today at 1:12 AM
its taihou from paizuri lane
i mean azur lane
dawn — Today at 2:26 AM
stacked wobblemeat jerkbait is going to haunt my nightmares
Funnyman — Today at 12:47 AM
I punched my monitor as hard as I could because of an exceptionally fantastical loss streak and a bad temper [files.catbox.moe]
"Last time I was going to attempt, I was going to jump off a bridge, and a car drove by and yelled '♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it ♥♥♥♥♥' and I got so mad about it." -Eezo
JackaNape — Today at 11:34 PM
Tweak will play with his gun and the last thing you'll hear is a gunshot followed by him screaming or a terrible silence.
"I have pepper spray on my desk. What if I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shot it in my eyes right now?" -Sly
Funnyman — Today at 10:30 PM
I effectively sold a foot pic with a complimentary weapon light
"Carnival is just the Waffle House of the sea." -Mandalore
"Make like a Malaysian Airlines flight and disappear." -Patriot
Funnyman — Today at 4:26 PM
Im starting to feel the meta in nest
everyone I run up against is starting to use boost builds with long range VCC's and plasma rifles and I want them all shot dead irl
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE JUMPING BACKWARDS AND SPAMMING SHIFT WITH NO REPRECUSSIONS
Difficulty Tweak — Today at 4:28 PM
i just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard crashed on the PCA ship fight to read this message
Funnyman — Today at 4:28 PM
PWNED
Difficulty Tweak — Today at 4:28 PM
karmic justice for me crashing your cod zombies after suffering insomnia
Funnyman — Today at 4:28 PM
Payback for ruining my round 30
Sp_d — Today at 12:23 AM
Blacks (crooked eyelashes) are a threat to Whites (regular eyelashes) placed there by the Jews (my fingers) to ruin White communities (My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eye)
big white croc — 11/23/2023 7:36 AM
i don't trust any artwork of an anime girl with a panting dog, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freaks have ruined my perception of everything with your sick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ all of you
tommy shelby sigma male grindset — Today at 1:18 PM
volvo just sped past on the highway and i swear to christ it had a sticker on the back seat window that just said skibidi toilet in impact font
either that or the psychosis has set in
piero — Today at 4:53 PM
did you SHOOT YOUR WINDOW?
"Improvised? I'll have you know that was a government issued claymore!" -Mantis
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binyot, you play schuut game and schuut good now, but now you starve to death. why, binyot? This is a guide for getting the most out of the Cooking skill, one of the more underrated skills in Project Zomboid that frequently goes ignored.
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Succ
Lobster 4 Apr @ 10:37am 
congratulation on your transition!
Alpharius 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:30am 
gundam nerd
The_MixMaster™ 5 Sep, 2022 @ 7:42am 
The living organism, in a situation determined by the play of energy on the surface of the globe, ordinarily receives more energy than is necessarily for maintaining life; the excess energy (wealth) can be used for the growth of a system (e.g. an organism); if the system can no longer grow, or if the excess cannot be completely absorbed in its growth, it must necessarily be lost without profit; it must be spent, willingly or not, gloriously or catastrophically.