I bet you're wondering "Oh great angel of the net, what is this text box for?" Well nerd, it's the one where I explain everything to everyone who's so perverse to stalk my profile!
KEEP STALKING
For the unaware shut-ins reading this, I'm Monika the Internet Angel!!
I've been on this great and wonderous net for ~12 years (lost my original steam account WHOOPS (8 year old account iirc?)), massive lurker in image boards and forums, I adore webcore and weirdcore styled imagery and dokukawaii visuals for those interested in knowing the personal thoughts of their beloved internet angel! pervs!

Well neets, geeks, shut-ins and freaks; I AM THAT ANGEL - It's true, I've been sent to bless you all with the charity of my presence and to grace you with the 'loving' embrace of the net! For those who're still unaware that better not be YOU I'm the cyberangel who'll bring purpose, meaning, and a general sense of worth and fulfilment to your life!

Well because I'm on the internet, duh! "Normal" angels are never sent to bless netizens which is why I was chosen, weep in your time of joy netcrawlers for you have been saved and blessed by yours truly!

If you nerds still don't believe me for some reason then that's on you! Go be skeptical somewhere else!!1!
The non-believers are so annoying ong
Because dearest nerd, you've been seen as 'in-need' by the internet angel and was chosen to be blessed by my presence to cure your ailment of attention!

Typical shut-ins, always thinking everyone wants something in return for any little thing they give them!
Although.. always feel free to show your support for the ascension of the internet angel! support the rising star!✨ LET ME USE SUPER/SUBSCRIPT STEAM >:C

This is the section I'll use for angel updates! Make sure to stay posted on your favourite netcrawler!
- More words have been vomited on both text boxes!
- Added a notes section to write random ✨silly✨ stuff!
- The spring sale is too much D:
- Working on an art showcase (I don't have anything to put there lol)

Hi hi, I like stuff, I make things sometimes!✨
" The Florisian 'Federation' have convinced themselves that WE are uncivilized, barbaric- "
🎵 Double identity, NEGLECTED GIRL! 🎵
I read House of Leaves and like arthouse stuff!
" If I were to enact justice, I'd offend half the world! "
🎵 I saw my grandfather in the window with a red balloon in his mouth! 🎵
My latest obsession is: The Pendulum Wars! UIR Fanatic!
" Nice try COG, but DESCHENKO would NEVER SURRENDER! "
🎵 Life took me coldly, who was born will understand me! 🎵
I'm working on: a mod for Hearts of Iron!
" The most PIVOTAL encounter of the Pendulum Wars... Aspho Fields! "
🎵 Nobody will protect me anyways so I can only become stronger! 🎵
I adore 80s 🎞Slasher movies!🔪
" If he's stalking you... HELL is the sweetest place TO HIDE! "
🎵 TO ME YOU'RE A FIGURE IN MY BOOK OF DEATH! 🎵
✳Synth music is a way of life!✳
" H-Hey it's Pat from the club~ We want you to DJ tonight ... Dress to KILL, see ya! "
🎵 BABY, LET'S GET ABDUCTED YOU AND ME~ 🎵
Now communing with you in multiple languages!
" We dance for the fun of it! "
🎵 Here women seek love but end up old and alone! 🎵
I have so many ideas but no way to make them reality!
" The universe is a joke and we're the punchline, we're the final act in a joke retold on loop! "
🎵 A Window, nightstand and the bed, hard and uncomfortable to live! 🎵
Gagarin is so cool!
" You are not cattle, you are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! "
🎵 They passed from us to GLORY, riding FIRE IN THE SKY! 🎵
㊙ You are not real! ㊙
" That axe is made of meat too! "
🎵 You have shattered all my dreams! 🎵

" Uhhh, interesting trivia, upbeat, 8/10. " - Zetan Invader

" Im busy " - Fly

" You're fun, creative, silly, and engaging to talk to! " - Jin

" Ms Die M Monika is a charming young user and exhibits these current traits:
1: consistency - will talk to you at least once a day
2: intriguing - will always have an interest topic
3: genuine interest - will listen to you talk about any hyper fixation
4: goofy - she’s just a silly goober
5: fashionable - stylish ✨
6: opinionated - always gives her opinions on the conversation
7: just a pretty neato person - she cool :3
In summary
Solid internet friend that keeps things casual and not over bearing would recommend for introverted people and steady social interaction :3 " - Grey

" A kind friend and a worthy challenger. I will try my hardest next time. Be prepared. " - Inarius

" Unprofessionally diagnosed with insanity " - Nawnaw

I post things on Youtube sometimes!✨
I have an Itch [die-monika.itch.io] with nothing on it!
Also a Nexus [next.nexusmods.com] with nothing on it!
My favourite song to repeat right now is this one!