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Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately and inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in His kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest.

We also have a low sodium variety if you would prefer that.

I've been taking 30mg of Zinc for a month now and if I even hear a woman my ♥♥♥♥ starts thrashing around like a greyhound in a cage before a race. I ♥♥♥♥ you not. I've got so much gumption in my trumption I could slam it clean through a stud wall and impregnate every occupant in the next room, even the men folk. Thanks to Zinc I've done so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife's nethers look like a punched lasagna. I had to do the ultimate gentleman move and shag her up the jacksie to give her coochie a break but even that finally gave in on me. Honestly she's been howling like a bulldog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a pine cone. And the ♥♥♥, I didn't even tell you about the ♥♥♥. My cane sugar be firing out like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jet washer, stripped the paint right off the master bedroom and left a divot in the plasterboard. Thanks, Zinc.

Konichiwa Kripp-kun . This is your kawaii kouhai Aya-chan, calling in from Nihon. I have noticed a severe lack of cute emotes in chat tonight, and instead all I see are baka dansgame and baka nammers. This is not very sugoi, and I would appreciate it if your chat showed more respect for Japanese culture by typing kawaii emotes like and AstolfoSmile . Arigato gozaimasu <3

Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω｀o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´･ω･`)

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