Johann Von Floydmann
Los Alamitos, California, United States
 
 
O, ye Buggerers!

'Tis I, Sir John, and I detest thee and thy lot! Thou art larded, simple poxbearers who spend thine days gazing upon murals of folly. Thou art all that is impure within his realm. Forsooth, hast they lot ever knownst the pleasures of a woman? Surely ye thursteth thy jests upon others duest to thine own inability! Yet ye knoweth no boundaries! Worst yet, doubtless, than touching thyself impurely whilst gazing upon portraits!

Be ye not of foreign ways! We shall joust for sport, for I am unassailable. Led many a man in the battle of tournament, have I! What contests dost thou knoweth? Pleasuring thineself to those of barbaric persuasions? For too it is said I am scholarly and known that I am betrothed to the fairest of maidens! (The lady doth swallow my member; 'twas the COIN of the realm!). Thou art buggerers of boys who should just endeth thine own lives. Thou hast pleased me with thy audience.
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76561199672179841 ápr. 14., 2:08 
Let's make some burgers and onion soup now, chef 😡
Wiedergeburt 2020. dec. 30., 11:34 
Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anytime
Ihni binni dimi dini one more time
Or ihni binni diniwiny any time
O Ihni binni dini one more time
Chacarrón, chacarrón
Nini nini ron
Chacarrón, chacarrón
Nini nini ron
Shakaroni shakaroni
Nini nini ron
Chacarrón, chacarrón
Nini nini ron
Hip hip nini nini ron
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Johann Von Floydmann 2020. ápr. 20., 2:11 
Number 15
Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you’d want in your Burger King Burger is someone’s foot fungus. But as it turns out that might be what you get. A 4chaner uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement “This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.” Admittedly he had shoes on, but that’s even worse. The post went live at 11:38 pm on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later the burger king in question was alerted to the rogue employee, at least I hope he’s rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn’t removed the exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio.
Johann Von Floydmann 2020. ápr. 20., 2:11 
This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. BK’s “Tell Us About Us” online form. The foot photo, otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, “Oh, I know who that is. He’s getting fired.” Mystery, solved, by4 chan, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
dare.exe 2017. jan. 20., 6:21 
huehuehue Im glad I could make you laugh!