Johann Von Floydmann
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O, ye Buggerers!

'Tis I, Sir John, and I detest thee and thy lot! Thou art larded, simple poxbearers who spend thine days gazing upon murals of folly. Thou art all that is impure within his realm. Forsooth, hast they lot ever knownst the pleasures of a woman? Surely ye thursteth thy jests upon others duest to thine own inability! Yet ye knoweth no boundaries! Worst yet, doubtless, than touching thyself impurely whilst gazing upon portraits!

Be ye not of foreign ways! We shall joust for sport, for I am unassailable. Led many a man in the battle of tournament, have I! What contests dost thou knoweth? Pleasuring thineself to those of barbaric persuasions? For too it is said I am scholarly and known that I am betrothed to the fairest of maidens! (The lady doth swallow my member; 'twas the COIN of the realm!). Thou art buggerers of boys who should just endeth thine own lives. Thou hast pleased me with thy audience.
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76561199672179841 2024년 4월 14일 오전 2시 08분 
Let's make some burgers and onion soup now, chef 😡
Wiedergeburt 2020년 12월 30일 오전 11시 34분 
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Johann Von Floydmann 2020년 4월 20일 오전 2시 11분 
Number 15
Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you’d want in your Burger King Burger is someone’s foot fungus. But as it turns out that might be what you get. A 4chaner uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement “This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.” Admittedly he had shoes on, but that’s even worse. The post went live at 11:38 pm on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later the burger king in question was alerted to the rogue employee, at least I hope he’s rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn’t removed the exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio.
Johann Von Floydmann 2020년 4월 20일 오전 2시 11분 
This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. BK’s “Tell Us About Us” online form. The foot photo, otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, “Oh, I know who that is. He’s getting fired.” Mystery, solved, by4 chan, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
dare.exe 2017년 1월 20일 오전 6시 21분 
huehuehue Im glad I could make you laugh!