I wouldn't let him touch your kids

No I don't need it. Stop posting on my page.

Hey dude want talk with you! if you help me i give you 1 game for free!

Lufle,want to be mega pwnt by me & Mike?

Hey Mike :) just owned in mtg ;) with my homeboy Schaufbert, better known as Crimson Thunder :D...just so you know: samurais are emofags ;) and every fool (such as you) who is able to channel mana considers himself as the greatest planeswalker of all times but doesn't even know how to play such an easy game :D thanks for being the perfect example for having no real life and still losing every match in mtg 2014 online :) yours sincerely, a better player than you'll ever be :) get a job and have a nice day >:)

Just so you know, you we're wrong