Recent reviews by Dekar_Serverbot

RNG!

"Get in the car loser!" if it was a REAL GAME instead of a eternal mandatory tutorial with propaganda.

In other words, please developers, please, DON'T PUT TUTORIALS! Help the gatekeeping and make games great again

Este juego se hizo para lavar dinero!

Exactly what says on the tin, lots of fun. And now you can even collect "ugly money"

It is what you pay for... controls are very stiffy and i am not big fan of time limits

great if you also own Business and Hobbies so you can get that old Tattoo and Spa rabbit hole from sims 3 but now playable.
CAS items are great (except for the shoes, closed ugly ones reminiscent of that movie of the witch or jordans that were drawn by toddlers. Avoid them like the plague. Sadly, once again toenails got ignored (I mean, a pack about pampering your wife lacks of proper pedicure options. WHY?)

I see people complaining about how big the massage tables are... but seriously, these things are huge, you had never seen one in real life or what? Ironing tables are smaller than these massage beds or beauty saloon chairs. All items for build mode are great (except for the ugly sinks) and you can place this spa anywhere in your world due their dimensions. Yes, say goodbye to the excess of nightclubs that you seldomly visit and give your lipstick lesbian couples a proper date

I don't need Plastic Love anymore... wish it had a career mode or endless one instead of just the story one but we can't have it all I guess

IT'S FREE

Inzoi is LESS attractive, get paralives

I love the items BUT how come children got ignored AGAIN? You know children love to throw slumber parties, right? And most items here, like the coquette underwear, the ruffle camisole (puffy sleeved, not sheer one) and printed button pajamas. could had been converted to child use without any creepness involved.
Also no new toenail polishes? Didn't any in the staff has any daughters who love to throw slumber parties? it's always all 20 nails that get done on these.
Well, ok is just teens and adults but... if so, why no sexy messy bed hair style?
A gaming console and a Karaoke set could be a nice add on for this, but there are just clothes.
5 bucks maybe sound cheap, but this pack should be half the price, get it on sale

It hurts me to say no to this one, because I thought I would finally get a playable version of Call of Cthulhu that isn't terraria hardcore mode (because, in the end, it is still werewolf the apocalypse in videogame form). But there is so much things here done wrong:
1.- Either you give full easy access to everything or you kill the timer: this game has both, unlike Papa Louie games or Paper's Please, you have a 3D environment similar to FNAF, which makes this annoying to play. In papa Louie games your clients tell you everything fast and you can hold their orders, here they take aeons to walk towards you, and have several dialog balloons telling you nonsense. Heck you have to duck to see what their medical card says. Papers Please works because everything you need is in one screen, here it doesn't because of the navigation.
2.- AI art laziness: well, this may sound contradictory since I play Espresso Tycoon, but the only AI there is on Martha Higareda drinking coffee (AI "voices" are not really AI, they are TTS, no LLM). Here is all on the intro to the point your character has bent knees, and we have also the "grandpa bed" from Stardew Valley in an old painting style, which is jarring. Seriously, you could spend a few bucks to comission any starving artist instead. It looks like you are just trying to cashgrab if you abuse of this resource
3.- Warnings that make no sense: Black Vile, don't use in women. But there is no other cure that injecting this stuff

I suggest everyone to just get "That's not my neighbor" and forget about this unless they address most stuff