ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴅᴅɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀   ⠀      ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏ ʙᴜᴇɴᴏ
   ⠀⠀⠀   ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ·ʀᴇ ᴘᴜsʜʏ ᴅᴏ ᴜs ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴀ ғᴀᴠᴏᴜʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴅᴅ ᴍᴇ. sᴀᴅʟʏ ᴡᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ :c
   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᴀsᴋɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ɪɴᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴘʀɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs = ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀   ⠀⠀     ʙᴇɢɢɪɴɢ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ
⠀         ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ʀᴀᴛᴇs/ғᴀᴠᴇs. ɪ ᴅᴏᴜʙᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ɪғ ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀   ⠀⠀    sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴏ ᴅᴀʏs ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴘᴄ ᴏʀ sᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴇʟʟ... ʟɪғᴇ
⠀⠀    ᴀʀᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ ϙᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs? ᴛʀʏ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ғᴀϙ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏʀ ʟᴇᴀᴠɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ϙᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs
   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀     ɪ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ϙᴜɪᴛᴇ ɪɴᴛʀᴏᴠᴇʀᴛᴇᴅ
⠀⠀   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀       ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴜᴘ ғᴏʀ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴜɴʟᴇss ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪɴ﹣ɢᴀᴍᴇ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀   ⠀⠀⠀       ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ɪɴ﹣ᴅᴇᴘᴛʜ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀   ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ɪғ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ, ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅɪᴅɴ·ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ
⠀⠀⠀         ɪ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ. sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ʟᴀᴛᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ
     ʟᴀsᴛʟʏ, ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ʙᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ·ᴛ ᴊᴏɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴜɴʟᴇss ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs

    ɪғ ɪ ᴅᴇᴄʟɪɴᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʀᴇϙᴜᴇsᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢs! ɪᴛ ɪs ᴍᴏsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ
     ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ɪɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ, ɴᴏᴛ sᴇᴇɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ᴏʀ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛs ɪɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ, ᴇᴛᴄ.