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ㅤ* I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
ㅤ* Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
ㅤ* A newly-wed couple had recently opened a joint bank account. "Darling", said the man. "The bank has returned that cheque you wrote last week."
"Great", said the woman. "What shall I spend it on next?"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...