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Ridiculous design containing either bland characters or the typical oversexualized ones with the exaggerated large chests covered with only a string, you know what I mean.... Their names or stories are also completely lacking any inspiration. Even more ridiculous is the name of the game, what's an "eternal return" supposed to mean after all, and how can a "return" be eternal?

Anyway, there are some good points too, like for example, the fact that it's free and it doesn't push any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ third-party accounts or spyware onto the players. Yes, not all the playable characters are unlocked from the beginning, but obtaining them is not hard at all. Furthermore, the game play has a lot of potential, once you get the hang of it. The fights that decide the winners can be quick, short and anticlimactic, but hopefully in the future this will be solved somehow. It's a battle-royal type of game after all.

From my point of view, there are too many characters and too few items, especially considering that three quarters of a match duration is often spent crafting those items. Anyway, there's plenty of complexity and a well-adjusted learning curve, so as a MOBA it does quite well.

It's not a clear recommendation, far from it, but it's also not that bad to vote against it. It's worth a second chance.

Great selection of synthwave music that makes the experience even more immersive. A truly retro vibe that can be quite relaxing. Unlocking the second car makes it a lot more challenging, but you can stick to the first one and the simple tracks if you still want just a chill ride. Overall, a nice little gem.

How to ruin a perfectly great game. Just by Sony being Sony.

When I think of Amanita Design, I think of this game first of all. Machinarium is a classic, both relaxing and hard at the same time, providing the right balance of frustrating challenges made of puzzles that sometimes are logical and make sense but unfortunately sometimes also feel like just random trial-and-error combinations, plus some neat minigames, and a simple yet heartwarming storyline said without using any words. The visual style is the best part, cute and original.

Oh, look, the fifth big database update to Football Manager 2019. And it only costs 50 Euros. Without the editor, without any major improvements or new realistic features, but with the same old frustrating problems. Actually, with some new bugs and issues.

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Wish I could play as a rat too

Not a bad game, it's clear that there's some work and passion put into it, but it's trying to be too many things at the same time and it fails at doing each one of them properly. It simply got too complex and overwhelming for me. I feel like it's testing my patience every step of the way. I'm not saying it should be totally casual, but a bit of simplicity here and there would have been great.

It's a more difficult Vampire Survivors, a good alternative for when the other game just got too boring or overwhelming with its constant updates and changes.

I had to see with my own eyes to believe it how atrociously disappointing and underwhelming this Borderlands is compared to the first two. The visuals and the gameplay could be tolerable, but the storyline, the dialogues, to attempts at humour, all these are pure cringeworthy.

If Stumble Guys is poorman's Fall Guys, this game is poorman's Stumble Guys. With unskippable tutorial, horrible controls, and silliness all over.