DemoGreasy Gary
Alfarin Aern
Uganda
H:steambored:

A grizzled old sea captain walks into a bar. He has a peg leg, an eye patch, and a hook hand. The captain sits down and orders a drink. The bartender serves it, and asks the captain a question.

"If you don't mind, how did you get that peg leg"
"I were chasing the white whale, laddy! Dangerous business!"

"Well, how did you get the hook hand?"

"Yar, had me a swashbuckling accident!"

"Wow! Well what about the eye patch"

"A seagull pooped in me eye."

"What?" Asks the bartender. "How did you lose your eye from seagull poop?"

"Yar, t'were me first day with the hook."
H:steambored:

A grizzled old sea captain walks into a bar. He has a peg leg, an eye patch, and a hook hand. The captain sits down and orders a drink. The bartender serves it, and asks the captain a question.

"If you don't mind, how did you get that peg leg"
"I were chasing the white whale, laddy! Dangerous business!"

"Well, how did you get the hook hand?"

"Yar, had me a swashbuckling accident!"

"Wow! Well what about the eye patch"

"A seagull pooped in me eye."

"What?" Asks the bartender. "How did you lose your eye from seagull poop?"

"Yar, t'were me first day with the hook."
Şu Anda Çevrimdışı
Envanter Vitrini
Son Etkinlikler
kayıtlarda 32 saat
son oynanma: 31 May
kayıtlarda 59 saat
son oynanma: 3 May
kayıtlarda 10,5 saat
son oynanma: 26 Nis
Puppymang 4 Eyl 2023 @ 7:08 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⣵⣶⣬⣉⡻⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⣃⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢡⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣭⣙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠋⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣈⠛⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⢿⣿
⣿⠟⣋⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿
⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙
⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧
⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏
⣷⣦⣙⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠟⢛⣛⣛⡛⠻⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⢛⣡⣾
BarstowBlowBang 26 Ara 2017 @ 22:18 
....... . . . . .,'´`. ,'``;
. . . . . . . . . .,`. . .`—–'..
. . . . . . . . . .,. . . . . .~ .`- .
. . . . . . . . . ,'. . . . . . . .o. .o__
. . . . . . . . _l. . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . _. '`~-.. . . . . . . . . .,'
. . . . . . .,. .,.-~-.' -.,. . . ..'–~`
. . . . . . /. ./. . . . .}. .` -..,/
. . . . . /. ,'___. . :/. . . . . .
. . . . /'`-.l. . . `'-..'........ . .
. . . ;. . . . . . . . . . . . .)-.....l
. . .l. . . . .' —........-'. . . ,'
. . .',. . ,....... . . . . . . . . .,'
. . . .' ,/. . . . `,. . . . . . . ,'_____
. . . . .. . . . . .. . . .,.- '_______|_')
. . . . . ',. . . . . ',-~'`. (.))
. . . . . .l. . . . . ;. . . /__
. . . . . /. . . . . /__. . . . .)
. . . . . '-.. . . . . . .)
. . . . . . .' - .......-`
BarstowBlowBang 1 Ara 2017 @ 0:04 
< ̄`ヽ、       / ̄>
 ゝ、  \ /⌒ヽ,ノ  /´  
   ゝ、 `( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /      
    >     ,ノ
Puppymang 10 Tem 2017 @ 0:10 
░░░░░░░░▄▄▄▄▄
░░░░░░░░▀▀▀██████▄▄▄
░░░░░░▄▄▄▄▄░░█████████▄
░░░░░▀▀▀▀█████▌░▀▐▄░▀▐█U HAVE BEEN FASTED BY
░░░▀▀█████▄▄░▀██████▄██
░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄░░▀▀█▄▀█════█▀
░░░░░░░░▀▀▀▄░░▀▀███░▀░░░░░░▄▄
░░░░░▄███▀▀██▄████████▄░▄▀▀▀██▌
░░░██▀▄▄▄██▀▄███▀░▀▀████░░░░░▀█▄THE FAST MASTER
Puppymang 10 Tem 2017 @ 0:10 
▄▀▀▀▄██▄▀▀▌████▒▒▒▒▒▒███░░░░▌▄▄▀
▌░░░░▐▀████▐███▒▒▒▒▒▐██▌
▀▄░░▄▀░░░▀▀████▒▒▒▒▄██▀
░░▀▀░░░░░░▀▀█████████▀
░░░░░░░░▄▄██▀██████▀█
░░░░░░▄██▀░░░░░▀▀▀░░█
░░░░░▄█░░░░░░░░░░░░░▐▌
░▄▄▄▄█▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀█▄▄▄▄▀▀▄
▌░░░░░▐░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▄▄▄▀
░▀▀▄▄▀SEND THIS TO 7 OTHER PEOPLE OR UR TOO SLO