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A grizzled old sea captain walks into a bar. He has a peg leg, an eye patch, and a hook hand. The captain sits down and orders a drink. The bartender serves it, and asks the captain a question.

"If you don't mind, how did you get that peg leg"
"I were chasing the white whale, laddy! Dangerous business!"

"Well, how did you get the hook hand?"

"Yar, had me a swashbuckling accident!"

"Wow! Well what about the eye patch"

"A seagull pooped in me eye."

"What?" Asks the bartender. "How did you lose your eye from seagull poop?"

"Yar, t'were me first day with the hook."
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H:steambored:

A grizzled old sea captain walks into a bar. He has a peg leg, an eye patch, and a hook hand. The captain sits down and orders a drink. The bartender serves it, and asks the captain a question.

"If you don't mind, how did you get that peg leg"
"I were chasing the white whale, laddy! Dangerous business!"

"Well, how did you get the hook hand?"

"Yar, had me a swashbuckling accident!"

"Wow! Well what about the eye patch"

"A seagull pooped in me eye."

"What?" Asks the bartender. "How did you lose your eye from seagull poop?"

"Yar, t'were me first day with the hook."
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