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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.8 hrs on record
Posted: 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:49pm
Updated: 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:50pm

After doing a 100% achievement run on Dark Souls 1, Dark Souls 3 and Elden Ring, I am getting a refund on this. The worst game I've played in a long time, if not ever. It's just a bad game. Plays horribly, massive amounts of enemies in random places for no reason, grass grows faster than your character swings a dagger, uglier than your grannies minge, a stamina bar that empties faster than my balls, it caused me to become a virgin again, made me spend all my money on bitcoin, undropped my balls, gave me a crippling attraction to big beefy men, what even are the bosses in this game? A bunch of long necked hussies that's what.
You can't argue with these reasons, these are scientifically proven facts of life.
Actually hate this game, actually getting a refund, actually leaving Dark souls 2 out of my from soft achievement lists and I am more than happy to do that. I SPENT OVER 40 HOURS GRINDING DS3 COVENANT ITEMS AND I'LL DO IT 10 TIMES OVER BEFORE I THINK ABOUT TRYING THIS AGAIN.
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