Nothing truly makes me incredibly sexually stimulated as much as Stellaris does. Even with my ED, this game is like SUPER viagra.

This game is like snorting crack cocaine over a beautiful model's voluptuous body; sexy, riveting, and dangerous. Sexy because the endless empire customization and "galaxy-building" is a gigantic tingle in my lower member. Riveting because the ecstasy you feel when you finally dominate that benign (cancerous for the uninitiated) fallen empire and devour all of their territory and meticulous resources is truly astonishing, and dangerous because this game is molding me into a genocidal maniac.

Excellent job, Paradox, you have turned a very raunchy and humble warmonger out of me.

Nothing truly makes me incredibly sexually stimulated as much as Stellaris does. Even with my ED, this game is like SUPER viagra. This game is like snorting crack cocaine over a beautiful model's voluptuous body; sexy, riveting, and dangerous. Sexy because the endless empire customization and "galaxy-building" is a gigantic tingle in my lower member. Riveting because the ecstasy you feel when you finally dominate that benign (cancerous for the uninitiated) fallen empire and devour all of their territory and meticulous resources is truly astonishing, and dangerous because this game is molding me into a genocidal maniac. Excellent job, Paradox, you have turned a very raunchy and humble warmonger out of me.