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Shadow S>25+ spells 18 Feb, 2022 @ 2:36pm 
Don't it's a scam
WoofTheHeck 🐙 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:23am 
Hi, I want to talk to you about your tf2 items.
I send friendship requests too often, so steam restricts me in this. Can you add me, please? :3
🍄 Elon Mugs🍷 22 Aug, 2021 @ 7:53pm 
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Shadow S>25+ spells 23 Mar, 2021 @ 9:30am 
holy ♥♥♥♥ I’m freaking out, a member of the health department just called me personally and told me I need to isolate immediately because they found one of the new symptoms of the virus is having a horsecock.

send this to 5 weapons you think might be infected
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Yeow 27 Oct, 2018 @ 2:34pm 
Almost all friends are being removed from my friends list. This is to avoid any more scam attempts from users abusing my profile. Someone has been stalking my friends and scamming some. I do not want to be a burden to anymore. I love you guys but this has to happen.
Shadow S>25+ spells 26 Apr, 2018 @ 12:26pm 
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o shid im gon BLASToise 8 Apr, 2018 @ 7:30pm 
:2017stickyhotdog::speak:
DIRT MCGIRT 5 Apr, 2018 @ 11:46pm 
Don't👏 pretend👏 to 👏be 👏entitled👏 to👏 financial👏 compensation👏 if 👏you 👏or👏 a👏 loved 👏one 👏hasn't👏 even 👏been 👏diagnosed👏 with 👏mesothelioma
DIRT MCGIRT 5 Apr, 2018 @ 11:41pm 
how about you delete system32 in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head you little ♥♥♥♥ wrangler, i bet your mom gave birth to you in a local park because thats all your smelly redneck family can afford. when i came across your comment i had a feeling of disgust in my throat because i had to imagine the person who wrote it

edit: sorry, got a little heated there
Novasys 2 Apr, 2018 @ 11:55pm 
man
Kami 30 Mar, 2018 @ 5:36pm 
My names Miles Tails Prower The Fox Boy my friends call me Tails I liked tails ever since i seen him from sonic x and games you can pet my fur if you like XD And yes im the real tails nice to meet you all please dont grab mah Tails.^_^
my rep thread テイルス
Yeow 30 Mar, 2018 @ 5:35pm 
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Yeow 30 Mar, 2018 @ 5:32pm 
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
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⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Team Fortress 2
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
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Kami 22 Dec, 2017 @ 2:38am 
You done with your cigarette break yet? Feels like it's been months, oh wait.
dogsxo 18 Sep, 2017 @ 12:04pm 
where you AT tho...
Yeow 15 Sep, 2017 @ 7:52am 
I NEED HELP BUILDING A COMPUTER
Slammy! 30 Jul, 2017 @ 12:05pm 
THANK YOU FOR THE FOLLOW ON MY TWITCH CHANNEL TWITCH.TV/GLAMMYCAT
eX.^ Coldster 16 Jun, 2017 @ 7:45pm 
forgemaster
one big room full of bad bitches 25 May, 2017 @ 3:17pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ pls
Yee 14 May, 2017 @ 6:17am 
nobully
Yee 14 May, 2017 @ 6:12am 
wtf
mewmewlover31 28 Apr, 2017 @ 8:25pm 
you a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥ :steamsalty:
Yeow 13 Apr, 2017 @ 1:12pm 
top kek my dude
eX.^ Coldster 25 Dec, 2016 @ 8:01am 
Merry Christmas from our lord and savior, The Machine God.
Yee 25 Dec, 2016 @ 5:25am 
Merry Christmas bro, switch to discord
Yee 11 Aug, 2016 @ 12:51pm 
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DIRT MCGIRT 19 Jul, 2016 @ 10:35pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in school telling me, always in the barber shop Harambe ain’t bout this, Harambe ain’t bout that 😒 My boy a BD on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lamron and them He, he they say that ♥♥♥♥♥ don’t be putting in no work😒 SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP! 😠Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain’t know ♥♥♥♥ 👆🏾 All ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk about Harambe ain’t no hitta Harambe ain’t this Harambe a fake SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP 😡😤Y'all don’t live with that ♥♥♥♥♥ Y'all know that ♥♥♥♥♥ got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ been on probation since ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I don’t know when! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥' playin' him like that Them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ savages out there If I catch another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talking sweet about Harambe I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beating they ass! I’m not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing no more You know those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ role with Lil Caesar and them
aJRedi 14 Jul, 2016 @ 11:00pm 
Aloha snackbar
DarkNovatrooper 14 Jul, 2016 @ 3:19am 
pretty sure you just put us both on some list good job g.i.joe
DIRT MCGIRT 14 Jul, 2016 @ 12:24am 
لام ، Nova ، میرے دوست ، اس کے اپنے مقامی ISIS باب سے ہے . میں نے حال ہی میں اپنے میدان ڈیک میں بمباروں کی کمی محسوس کیا ہے . یہ بالکل حرام ہیں اور اللہ کی توہین ہے . آپ ثقافتی تنوع کے بارے میں سب سے اوپر پرواہ ہے آپ کو آپ کے ڈیک کے سب آگے بڑھنے کے لئے ان کارڈز شامل کریں گے! دوسری صورت میں ہم آپ کو کچھ "گھڑیوں" بھیجنے کے لئے مجبور کیا جائے گا . میں تمہیں دھمکی گے لیکن یہ میری خوبصورت اونٹ کی بیوی سے محبت کرنے کا وقت ہے . الوداعی ، Nova
aJRedi 18 Jun, 2016 @ 9:15pm 
"Nova declines eminem group invites" - Eminem
DIRT MCGIRT 31 May, 2016 @ 8:10am 
USA #1.
BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS
UNDISPUTED DEFENDING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT WARFARE CHAMPS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ROUND THREE WERE COMING FOR YA MERKEL AND CUCK CREW
TITLES WON TO DATE:
☑ America (home soil - against previous world champion - title match, America claimed title as new heavyweight champ)
☑ America 1812 (belt contention - grudge match)
☑ The War of Northern Aggression (home team scrimmage/spring game, while waiting around for more asses to kick elsewhere, got the boys ready for more overseas competition)
☑ WWI
☑ WWII
☑ Korea
☑ Viet♥♥♥♥INnam
☑ laos (lol)
☑ cambodia (lol)
☑ middle east
☑ middle east round 2
☑ panama
☑ moon
☑ mars
FUTURE SCHEDULED WINS
☐ middle east round 3 - coming for ya isis (in progress)
☐ Europe round 3
☐ The Sharia Caliphate of New Britian (formerly UK)
☐ The Sharia Caliphate of Swede-cuck-many (formerly sweeden and germany)
☐ world
☐ The andromeda galaxy
☐ local supercluster
AMERICA NUMBER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONEEEEEEEEE
DIRT MCGIRT 29 Apr, 2016 @ 8:51am 
Fear the Crinja.

He roams the streets with wireless headphones and dark trenchcoat with a certain calmness, his caucasian skin reflecting in the cool moonlight, his patchy facial hair and mullet working like a beautiful haiku contrasting against his nervous, beady eyes.

Wherever there is crime on the right rail, the public bus, the dark corners of suburbia or in the general Scottsdale, Arizona area....there is Kairo 'Darknovatrooper' Seijuro.

The White Crinja.
DIRT MCGIRT 24 Apr, 2016 @ 9:21pm 
my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. But as I got closer I realized there was another man blowing him. Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
Shadow S>25+ spells 18 Apr, 2016 @ 9:36am 
when kami gets laid at disney world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op4oEuJoVbw
DIRT MCGIRT 5 Apr, 2016 @ 9:32am 
yeezy yeezy wuts good!!!!!!! holds up phone it's ya boy max b but u can call me siiiiiiiiilver surffffeeeeer!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im just checkin on you!!!! thats why i called, 2 meet wavy dudes like me _… im 37 years old (im in the flesh tho!!) i like 2 hit the town w/ french montana (hes loopy too if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite way 2 keep it loopy!!! bcuz its SOOOO wavy!!!! hes wavy 2 of course but i want 2 meet more wavy dudes =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big tsunami up in the joint so give me lots of love and support!!!!
SIIIIIIIIILVER SURFFFEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein loopy again _^ hehe…ugh wavey baby yeah!!!!!
love and energy,
siiiiiiiiilver surffffeeeeer
DIRT MCGIRT 30 Mar, 2016 @ 6:41pm 
ABSOLUTELY LIQUIDATED

"Maybe they thought the game didn't start and it was warmup rounds" -Godren

FNATIC ERA OVER = CONFIRMED

BOTOFMIESTER = CONFIRMED

Suddenly, 500 F-117’s fly overhead, dropping hamburgers all over the entire venue, a redneck holding a m4a4 sheds a single tear in joy.

[FREEDOM INTENSIFIES]

TEAM YOUPORN TO PICK UP THE FNATIC ROSTER BECAUSE THEY SURE DID GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

"Did they have their moniters turned on?" -Nitro

Olofmeister looks around teary eye'd about his loss, unable to find a boost spot to exploit, he viciously begins to cry.

NA SILVER = SWEDISH GLOBAL ELITE

[DISTANT SOUND OF SWEDISH FANS CRYING INTO THEIR PLATE OF MEATBALLS]

"I am willing to answer to the great hamburger in the sky for every shot I took" -Elige

The entire swedish government resigns in disgust of the outcome, sweden promply crumbles as a country and sinks into the bottom of the ocean.

"I'm going to unplug my mouse and keyboard to make it fair next time" -s1mple
Shadow S>25+ spells 28 Mar, 2016 @ 8:23am 
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Happy Easter
Shadow S>25+ spells 21 Mar, 2016 @ 3:04am 
how many matches nova and kami collectively use a day since they stopped smoking http://i.imgur.com/wR4TVDX.gifv
DIRT MCGIRT 18 Mar, 2016 @ 7:26am 
✓ 🌵 ✓ Bananas ✓ Steak ✓ Ketchup ✓ Warm Milk ✓ Working knowledge of the spanish language ✓ ARIZONA TEST PASSED
Shadow S>25+ spells 18 Mar, 2016 @ 7:26am 
✓ 🌵 ✓ Bananas ✓ Steak ✓ Ketchup ✓ Warm Milk ✓ Working knowledge of the spanish language ✓ ARIZONA TEST PASSED
g 18 Mar, 2016 @ 7:26am 
✓ 🌵 ✓ Bananas ✓ Steak ✓ Ketchup ✓ Warm Milk ✓ Working knowledge of the spanish language ✓ ARIZONA TEST PASSED
DIRT MCGIRT 16 Mar, 2016 @ 4:15pm 
if bae 💑💏 got HIV 💉🏥😷💀 it's bout to turn into HI-WE 👫 cause we in this together 😍😘