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I send friendship requests too often, so steam restricts me in this. Can you add me, please? :3
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my rep thread テイルス
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└📁Program Files (x86)
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⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Team Fortress 2
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
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BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS
UNDISPUTED DEFENDING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT WARFARE CHAMPS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ROUND THREE WERE COMING FOR YA MERKEL AND CUCK CREW
TITLES WON TO DATE:
☑ America (home soil - against previous world champion - title match, America claimed title as new heavyweight champ)
☑ America 1812 (belt contention - grudge match)
☑ The War of Northern Aggression (home team scrimmage/spring game, while waiting around for more asses to kick elsewhere, got the boys ready for more overseas competition)
☑ WWI
☑ WWII
☑ Korea
☑ Viet♥♥♥♥INnam
☑ laos (lol)
☑ cambodia (lol)
☑ middle east
☑ middle east round 2
☑ panama
☑ moon
☑ mars
FUTURE SCHEDULED WINS
☐ middle east round 3 - coming for ya isis (in progress)
☐ Europe round 3
☐ The Sharia Caliphate of New Britian (formerly UK)
☐ The Sharia Caliphate of Swede-cuck-many (formerly sweeden and germany)
☐ world
☐ The andromeda galaxy
☐ local supercluster
AMERICA NUMBER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONEEEEEEEEE
He roams the streets with wireless headphones and dark trenchcoat with a certain calmness, his caucasian skin reflecting in the cool moonlight, his patchy facial hair and mullet working like a beautiful haiku contrasting against his nervous, beady eyes.
Wherever there is crime on the right rail, the public bus, the dark corners of suburbia or in the general Scottsdale, Arizona area....there is Kairo 'Darknovatrooper' Seijuro.
The White Crinja.
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. But as I got closer I realized there was another man blowing him. Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
SIIIIIIIIILVER SURFFFEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein loopy again _^ hehe…ugh wavey baby yeah!!!!!
love and energy,
siiiiiiiiilver surffffeeeeer
"Maybe they thought the game didn't start and it was warmup rounds" -Godren
FNATIC ERA OVER = CONFIRMED
BOTOFMIESTER = CONFIRMED
Suddenly, 500 F-117’s fly overhead, dropping hamburgers all over the entire venue, a redneck holding a m4a4 sheds a single tear in joy.
[FREEDOM INTENSIFIES]
TEAM YOUPORN TO PICK UP THE FNATIC ROSTER BECAUSE THEY SURE DID GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
"Did they have their moniters turned on?" -Nitro
Olofmeister looks around teary eye'd about his loss, unable to find a boost spot to exploit, he viciously begins to cry.
NA SILVER = SWEDISH GLOBAL ELITE
[DISTANT SOUND OF SWEDISH FANS CRYING INTO THEIR PLATE OF MEATBALLS]
"I am willing to answer to the great hamburger in the sky for every shot I took" -Elige
The entire swedish government resigns in disgust of the outcome, sweden promply crumbles as a country and sinks into the bottom of the ocean.
"I'm going to unplug my mouse and keyboard to make it fair next time" -s1mple
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Happy Easter