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A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same amount of
life insurance coverage you did for half the price when yours is
noncancellable.
-- Esquire, May 1977
🤐
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
-- Voltaire
😬
The man who understands one woman is qualified to understand pretty well
everything.
-- Yeats
😶
"Dock-a-loodle-fod!"
-- Dyslexic roosters are a sad sight
(Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man)
😷
Accordion, n.:
A bagpipe with pleats.
🤥
Never have so many understood so little about so much.
-- James Burke
😴
Isn't this my STOP?!
😲
Mal: "Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots." (to Kaylee
and River) "Shut up!"
🤓
ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
😱
She blinded me with science!
🤗