Recent reviews by Capt. Dangerlus

I'm not crying, you are crying... S-SHUT UP!

Risk of Rain 1, but with a sexy polish... I wish i had friends to play with

Not gonna lie bought the game for Studio FOW's adult animations... but i forgot about them until i closed the game.

Gameplay is smooth
Story is amazing
Lore is rich
Voice Acting is great
And the jokes are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fantastic!

11/10 Would forget to fap again.

I used to play this game, before it came to steam. I took a break for a year or so didn't realise there was an account migration or whatever. But didn't mind the account thought i could start over with my friends. We got into a game, It felt weird everything was different, I thought "Cool they made changes, it's gonna be new experience for me too.". Ohh boi, was i wrong, THIS ISN'T DESTINY 2!!! This Destiny 2.5: The PvP shooter. 90% of the story is not here anymore. The game is just a hollow husk of what it once was. Don't download it expecting to play Destiny. Expect a Destiny "inspired" game. Cause this ain't it chief.

It's a wonderful masterpiece from start to finish.
The graphics are beautiful,
The story is amazing,
The theme is breath-taking,
The game/sword play is smooth, responsive AND realistic,
The puzzles are easy enough for everyone to solve, yet hard enough for you to think about them.

TL;DR 10/10 would HIGHLY recommend.

Do you like Halo?
Do you like Portals?

Would you want them in Quake like game?


Then this game is ABSOLUTELY for you!!!

I recently bought the game and i've been playing it non stop. Game might look pixelated and retro but don't get fooled it's engine is incredible complex. It's fun but it's much better with friends.

This game is incredible. It's genius. I love it 9/10.

One of the most awesome games I have ever played everyone should buy and play it.