Why'd the bike fall over?
It was too tired



Have you seen the new movie about steel workers?
Ive heard it is riveting



Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.


Why wouldnt the Egyptian get out of the croc infested river?
He was in "de Nile"



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