OKO SAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
I have crippling depression
what if we kissed :0 on a spy mission? :0 haha just kidding... unless? ;) ;)
no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the library
hohoho look it's my fat murder birdie husband

me: *eats pretzels at 4 am* self care

"How is calculus intellectually stimulating? It isn’t. You just work with a bunch of soggy noodles called integrals and cry because of how awful it is. There is no reprieve"

"Okay ♥♥♥♥ those people up their shrivelled chapped ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a cactus no one gives a ♥♥♥♥ about your 4.0"

"sorry angela, you cried to undertale music. time to go in the penis box"

"I was like 'NOPE ABORT' and just avoided him until felix was like 'LET'S SAY HI' and we followed him but then he literally stepped into an otherdimensional void and deadass disappeared"

"excuse me, can I get a medium caramel frappe. with extra ice. no whipped cream or drizzle. add 2 shots of espresso. ♥♥♥♥ you"

"not to flex or anything but I'm pretty sure I have the highest death count ever in Celeste"

"ANYWAYS I AM SIMPING SO HARD FOR THIS MAN EVEN IF HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ STOLE MY TEETH"