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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 104.9 hrs on record (39.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 21 Jan, 2015 @ 1:32am

Dear Gwenelle,

Ha! I mean Duchess of Sudbury! I am actually trying to work on my royal demeanor, I swear, okay? Life is just so crazy! My moods are so erratic lately.

Sorry I can’t make it to your party! My reflexes and archery skills are way below 50, Lore is just sooo much more interesting.. and bandits are everywhere. I even had this bad dream about traveling, and even though I’m not 100% sure it was related to your party, I’m going to stay on the safe side. I’m sure you understand, though, right? I’m sure you would prefer receiving presents from your ALIVE friend rather than, well, not.

Yeah, okay so I know you *might* not trust me because of that other timeline where I held Lottie hostage… but I had my reasons, okay!? I’m sure you know how it feels when everyone is judging you and you’re just like ah, how am I supposed to feel -Pressured?!

It’s hard being our age and in charge of so much stuff. But hey, at least I sided with you when I *did* go to your party that other time!

Do you have timelines or are you just.. like.. stuck? That would suck. OMG, I hope you have more than one outfit! O_O

Another reason I hate not being able to go to your party this time (because every time feels fresh, okay? my room is always just the way I left it..) is because I really wanted to pick up Briony!! All of her letters were annoying at first but we’re lovers in another timeline. Isn’t that sweet?!? So I figured I could get some early action. ^_^ Nothing with a squid, though! I told you about that poem, right? Sometimes I thought was hilarious, sometimes I just got angry about it.. have you gotten anything like that? Just wondering…

I might be +Lonely about not being able to go to your party, but you should be +Cheerful about the presents I sent you!

Don’t worry, they’re not chocolates. I would have sent you some apples from my garden—they’re so delicious they’re known to be stolen!—but I would hate to send you—my friend, a duchess—an apple beaten-up by travel. So when the roads are safer you can just come here and we can have all the delicious apples we want, and even play with toys just like old times! Ps xf dbo krtu pru. ^_^

Oh, and to answer your question, I have no idea why my dad doesn’t have a top lip. Like, sure, keeping a stiff upper lip is sound advice. But he just doesn’t have one in the first place!

Your friend,
Elodie

P.S. My handwriting is worse than Adair’s, but who cares?! I funded the printing press!
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12 Comments
King Haddock 28 Jul, 2017 @ 8:18pm 
This review just made my day.
Atomlab 4 Jul, 2017 @ 1:42pm 
I give this positive review a positive review.
cyberdelika 22 Jun, 2015 @ 10:04pm 
:fallinlove: you made my day :D
The Atomic Penguin 22 Jun, 2015 @ 12:50pm 
Very nicely done! You managed to give a completely accurate sense of gameplay while telling a perfectly complimentary story. You even managed to properly portray the Mood system.

Grats, you win!


"Much better than TheAtomicPenguin's review, which was basic and bland in comparison" - IGN
cyberdelika 18 Jun, 2015 @ 4:39pm 
SPOILERS!! XD
Lythrana Mez 18 Jun, 2015 @ 12:30am 
If you get your sense magic to 100 and then hire your aunt as an advisor, you don't get chocolates, and you don't get ambushed by bandits.

Turns out she's been trying to kill you this whole time :(
cyberdelika 16 Jun, 2015 @ 8:26pm 
It's always the chocolate.. try poisoning the chicken ;D
Delamain's 16 Jun, 2015 @ 6:25pm 
Tried this once died by eating choclate D:
cyberdelika 12 Jun, 2015 @ 10:55pm 
thanks, gingershnaps!
Gingershnaps 12 Jun, 2015 @ 10:52pm 
very entertaining :)