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Back in the day, I would come back from school, Hop on the csgo grind, Wank my meet to some step sis, and use my moms shoes to grab the groceries from the car.

But this isnt the csgo it used to be, It turned into cs 2. Cs 2 turned into a giant vagina, a giant blue waffle ridden, ♥♥♥♥ roach infested vagina. You cant go one game without a cheater lurking under your nuts, slobbin on the knob for a kill.

Absolutely swarming with leeches, Cheaters, Afk-ers, people trying to steal your entire inventory, And that one dumb ass who wont stop playing mexican music. Jose is the worst of them all in my opinion. I want to hear for footsteps and good ol jose wants to play some cinco de mayo mariachi taco music.

I would never recommend this game, as I am currently banned for life because i was fed up with the cheaters and decided to join them out of spite.

If I could do one thing to make this game great again, I would take every developer responsible for keeping track of the anti cheat software, tie them to a bike post, and absolutely dog their intestines until they find a way to ensure a secure anti cheat software.

gameplay 0/10
visuals 0/10
cheater infested 10/10
Developers getting backshots - all of them

I have spent 1,876 hours playing this god forsaken game. Every time I play competitive i end up going to the bathroom due to dysentery because the smurfs decided to absolutely rail out my guts. No matter how long you play this heaping pile of rat pellets, you will always end up with some sort of depression mixed with autism, knowing damn well you should've just spent that time busting a nut. If i could take back the time i spent playing this game i would, and i would use it to spend the next 2 and a half months busting nuts left and right all over the developers, their moms, dads, all their children, their next door neighbors, their mailmen, I would turn their entire life into one big soggy biscuit. Psyonix should of never sold to epic games. After i came back from taking a decent break from the game, I expected my inventory to be worth more than my parents being supportive, but i was rudely awakened when i realized that of course a sleazy slutty jizz filled company named epic games rendered all my hard work in trading useless, Just like my mom was throughout my entire childhood. This game is sad, Depressing, It sold out, And the only thing holding it together, is a bunch of sweaty 15 year olds who have puss dripping off their foreheads, ranking down just to show off their flip resets, because nobody has anything better to do. If there is one thing I can recommend about this game, Its that it taught me the importance of killing yourself early so you dont have to deal with this ♥♥♥♥.

After careful consideration, I cannot under any circumstances recommend this giant heap of horse feces. I would rather spend a week getting waterboarded, railed out by 5 big black burly men, and steam rolled by a sweaty amazonian woman who calls herself George, than play this game for another minute. This game actually went above and beyond, the graphics looks like the turd I left in their moms basement, The gameplay looks like the turd I left in their dad's suit jacket, and the ai cheating their blatant ass off looks like the turd I will leave in every developers mouths while they beg for mercy just like I did the past 2 hours while the ai was dogging me behind the granary while all the apple orchard women watched. I cannot stress enough how the archers are useless now that a group of slaves can just run up and beat them to death just like my uncle did to my cousins coochie. If anyone out there enjoys playing this game they surely have been whipped just like the 30 slaves the ai keeps sending at you every ten seconds. Take the 40 dollars you were gonna spend on this game and go out, find a real life apple orchard, and get railed out behind the granary. It'll be a better and more memorable experience.

Listen,

It is what it is, this is what you get for a rushed project.

A few key features that need improvement.

- The tracks on the vehicles feel more like ice skates.
- The Vehicles with tracks have no torque whatsoever. The moment you hit a baby stump you're done.
- The stump remover vehicle has issues where it cannot remove stumps from one direction. so you have to drive to the other end for it to work.
- As of right now using a steering wheel and keyboard setup is useless, Buggy and very frustrating. It seems like they are headed in the console player direction anyways.
- Game is optimized poorly ( As expected since it isn't even released yet )
- Feels a lot more like a chore than enjoyment ( Something that snowrunner surprisingly balanced decently )
- A decent amount of bugs presented themselves, trees disappearing when you cut them, exiting to main menu and still having in game ui overlayed, some controls not working until you press specific buttons
- You can create routes that can be autonomously followed, along with autonomous road paving and everything that goes with it- essentially playing god in birds eye view leaving you with a decision... Do I sit here and watch, or do I go to the bathroom and jerk off. Only one of those options reap reward upon completion.

Overall, Game play issues, Vehicle issues, Glitches, Bugs, Uneventful labor makes me really question if its ready to release in a few months. I think not. Personally i don't hate anyone enough to recommend this game to them in its current state.

cons
- no player/enemy scaling. so whether you play by yourself, or with 4 people there will be the same amount of enemies.
- no weapon attachments, cant put on a silencer... for a game that requires silence.
- you have a mine GUN.. but you have to place the mines... the gun doesnt even do anything.
- if you play with bots, they will be... uh... demented sometimes..
- you will melee 95% of the time, shoot 5% because you will run out of ammo in the first 20 minutes and then you're screwed.
- this game has what is called "boosters" which is essentially a perk system, but they are consumables so once you use em, you lose em. and you have to grind your ass off just to get them.
- this game is considered "horror", but the only thing making me sh*t my pants is the fact that i spent 20 bucks on this good for nothing, waste of developer mountain dew sweat garbage they call a game, AND ITS 50% OFF.

Pros
- if you're into hentai.. this game has tentacles that loop around the map just to feed off your bootycheeks.

My advice, Play this game, if you want permanent, regretful, out of 20 bucks depression.

Really good game, especially if you love hunting